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Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

If I ever go to a party and someone calls appetizers "apps" I'm gonna lose my shit

🤣🤣🤣 I didn't and he went on to mess up the fries so bad that they were inedible. Ughh

One time I stood directly behind him- reached my hand past his head and grabbed the item i had described to a t that was literally eye level lol

That one made me levitate lol

There's not a Tesco here unfortunately 😭 we just have to use our eyes and brains

Elected officials work for the people

Not the other way around

Remember that

There are no kings here

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Do you want more Luigis? Because this is how you get more Luigis.

My son couldn't spot a bag of paper towels at foot in front of him on the floor

He has a bright future as an instacart shopper

A lame duck 34 count felon twice impeached geriatric is quite the title

And those who get mad about it like to use the r slur as their big reply

Amazing

So being undocumented is a civil offense- not a criminal one

And the ones who desperately WANT it to be a criminal one LOOOOVE to justify a certain person being found liable of SA by claiming bc it wasn't in the criminal courts it doesn't count

Sure.

There are people born in to extreme wealth who haven't earned it via their genius

Had they not been given that particular head start- they would not be hired at any of the companies they put their name on

But sure...DEI is a problem...

You didn't like her ✨️cackle✨️
Amazing how certain words are always used towards women when it's coming from awful people
Like the word nasty
Anyways
I suppose a life full of darkness and one lacking joy was your goal. Congrats. You got what you so desperately wanted.

The claims that she wouldn't be respected by other countries is fucking laughable

If you are a misogynist who wants to justify it by backing someone who is literally mocked on the world stage just fucking say that

"He was just joking"
"He was kidding he didn't mean it"

He is humourless
He is miserable
He isn't funny
The closest he comes to remotely being entertaining is behaving like a fucking clown
Enough excusing this shit

😉😏😏😏😏😏 and I would!!

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Saw a WWJCD bracelet

Nice

I too am a fan of Johnny Cash

Yesss I almost forgot to do it too! This reminder would have saved my biscuits- thank you!

Can't spell felon without the f cause

Happy Black History Month Cuzos! We can never count on anyone else to tell our true history. It's up to us. We live this daily, but it's a good time to pass down them recipes, family stories, + traditions. 🫶🏽

Black History is American History.

It's still Black History Month. I don't care what agent orange says.

This Black History Month, learn some Black History.
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Done and done 🫡

a woman with red hair blowing sparks out of her hands Alt: a woman blowing cinnamon from the palm of her hand.

Witches…it’s 1st of the month. Are you blowing Cinnamon through your doorway for Good Luck?

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Happy:
Black history
Black present
Black future
Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
...month🖤