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🚨Breaking

The Rangers manager broke down in tears again today when he realised he is about to witness Celtic complete another treble while this time as Rangers manager.

The irony Jaz doesn’t realise he is the little little fish here!

Is Daizen the new King of Kings?

Discussion to follow…

Some top likes with this one Jizz

You definitely are bothered. Seething out you.

Take it easy mate, enjoy life!

Closed shop on the race of officials? So what should the ratio be?

Why you so bothered then?

Don’t worry Jaz, I wouldn’t get too bitter about a rangers win in the grand scheme

What does the ethnicity of a match official matter? And closed shop to who?

We hope the wife enjoys her walk.

🚨Breaking

Sources have told us Rangers are expected to make an announcement Friday morning.

A large signal is due to arrive 5pm on 2nd January.

More to follow.

Factually correct, although our producer has said Phillipe ‘Sports Science’ Clement is about to take the record.

Graeme Murty is on notice to take over in Friday morning

Gerrard - forgetting he is one of the worst managers in Rangers history and yet another Liverpool captain who failed to win a premier league

You see it even now with VAR it still seems like they use it to find a way to harm Rangers with any little thing they can find, but conveniently ignore something blatant with other people.

“I always thought it was more political than anything else, and that’s all I’ll say on that.”

🚨 Temperatures plummet in Govan again this year affecting the Ibrox club. January looks like it could go as low as -15.

Clement “I know the fans are well experienced with these temperatures, but I’m sure there is more to come from the continuing meltdown”

More to follow.

🚨Rangers statement-

The meltdown continues as Rangers and their fans continue to greet and will do over their turkeys tomorrow!

CEO - “ Christmas has been ruined for so many supporters yet again. Celtic now as Scotlands most successful club has destroyed our fanbase in every way”

🚨Statement FC Update -

New CEO Patrick Stewart is shocked at the appointment of a catholic for Celtic v Motherwell.

“Since the Cup final our fans are so mentally distraught about us being in Celtic shadow, I thought I would go back to the traditions of the club and mount an attack of catholics”

🚨Making Hearts Greet Again

Diet Huns striker Lawrence Shankland fires back at Hearts boo boys after Euro shocker claiming 'it doesn't help, we are shite and always will be’

Natural Order

Strike to be announced tomorrow by officials.

Officials are looking to strike over the festive period as they don’t feel safe or protected during or after games any more.

Demands will be made of clubs, players and media partners to reduced targeted and relentless abuse of officials

Sunday has been the final straw.

🤔 is this the biggest meltdown since John Brown demanded to see the deeds?

Let us know.

BREAKING! 'I'm waiting for a response...' 🗣️

Patrick Stewart speaks out on Rangers crunch talks with SFA over penalty snub.

“Me and Tav have watched it 241 times now. We are going to open Edmonton house for a fan viewing with it on repeat over the weekend, its Made Rangers Greet Again”

Incredible meltdown!

No one can argue with that Tim!

Still here, thanks for the coming back again!

How is it being an imposter of Maeda and pretending I care what you think. Must be really eating away at you the fact I don’t care about you. Keep following bud.

-11 is always cold Paul.

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🚨Breaking

Rangers new Chairman say the club will not be playing Tina Turners ‘Simply The Best’ any more at home games.

To be replaced by Justin Timberlakes ‘Cry Me A River’

“We just have to be realistic about it now, we can’t lie to the fans anymore. The River Clyde is about to burst its banks”

No one cares, El Yappy.

🚨The greatest meltdown in Scottish football history since 2012 continues.

Police are looking at sectioning en masse the Rangers support.

The deranged Rangers support and Media groups just can’t handle surrendering so much.

🚨The Meltdown - Day 2

Celtic’s 51st major trophy win this century to a poultry 18* for Rangers has another orange bas in hysterics!

9 - Rangers managers since 2000 - Celtic avg. 5.6 trophy wins per Rangers* manager.

More to follow.