Mike Trout seems determined to replicate Andruw Jones’ career trajectory

I’m not saying it’d solve all the world’s problems, I’m just saying the world would be an objectively better place if somebody shot Matt Walsh in the head.

I just love him. My favourite player since prime (2014) PK.

Lol Canada is going to leave an exit wound through him and the rest of your overhyped chokers

The funny thing is that the Panthers would trade Tkachuk in a heartbeat to acquire Drai

Drai is two things Tkachuk will never be:

- current Top 5 player in the world/top 20 ever
- a no doubt, 1st ballot HOFer

It’s worth noting that PatrioticBlonde voted and campaigned HARD for every single one of those demons last year. All she’s doing now is trying to avoid the firing squad.

Neat! How does it compare to Andrew’s agenda of literally raping children?

Nothing but rats fleeing a sinking ship. They remain 1000% accountable for their role in bringing this nightmare to life, no matter how contrite

ANDREW SCHULZ: “And worked my ass off to help get him elected!”

Maybe the least likeable collection of players in the history of international hockey. Cannot wait for Connor, Sid, and Nate to leave an absolute exit wound through every last one of them.

Cool. Connor is still coming for you.

I think it’s so cute that the Americans think it’s a rivalry.

“I can’t stand these guys that I did everything in my power to help get elected! I am outraged by all this overt perfomatively assholery that Ive spent years advocating and made my entire brand!”

And soon he’ll be a silver or bronze medalist!

Slafkovsky’s up to 10 Olympic goals. Remind me how many Shane Wright has?

Hey how’s Shane Wright doing in these Olympics?

The only way I’m ever visiting the US again is to witness the public executions of ICE

Lol very cool, very mentally stable country. Keep it up you guys are doing great

Girls. He raped girls.

Underage women is a literal oxymoron, used only by actual morons.

Weak, weak both sides careerism

They look super strong. Cohesive, talented, and solid depth. I’m digging the emerging hockey powers

I love everything about this except for one thing: in Canada, we call him Mr. Béliveau.

Welcome! We’re so lucky to have you!

Yes, some of us tried calling attention to this some time ago, but were dismissed as Zionists because your country is the dumbest fucking group of rubes on Earth

Wener Herzog’s Olympic coverage is unrivalled

Nice try, Blue Jays. “Jesus Sanchez“ is actually just Joey Loperfido in a fake moustache and a fresh credit history.

This is would hit so much harder coming from Joe & Mika if they hadn’t *instantly capitulated* to that Fat Pedo the second he won

I see. First year watching the sport working out for you?

“It looks terrible for the guy I actively worked hard to get elected.”