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Burn these details into your mind.

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look around

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

Microsoft’s Clippit atop yellow paper in front of a really baller virtual illustration.

To think that we turned this world away and chose instead to go down in the flames of AI.

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

It really is staggering to see so many people willing to abandon our 249 year experiment in democracy for an increasingly unstable criminally convicted reality show charlatan.

The Doormouse

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Emotional post-game interview with #BlueJays Trey Yesavage: "They're my people. They're the reason I'm here right now. And I couldn't love them more."

Aquarius: Some good old fashioned rest and relaxation would do a world of good for your physical and mental well-being. Oh well.

“A broken city can always be rebuilt.”

Right on, Jordan Scarlett.

🟩 *cue Brass Bonanza* 🟦

Thanks to Hartford Athletic for bringing some hardware home

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Careaga! Careaga 2!

Let’s Go @hfdathletic.bsky.social

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Gainin

We need a thousand thousand thousand flowers blooming

All-timer John Carpenter quote:

“In France, I’m an auteur. In England, I’m a horror-movie director. In Germany, I’m a filmmaker. In the U.S., I’m a bum.”

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star John Carpenter!

What about a show with Jean Smart, Catherine O’Hara, me and Jennifer Coolidge?
We could call it Bad Sisters.

Oops, Worse Sisters.

Trump during the campaign: I never even heard of Project 2025, don’t know anything about it, don’t know who is involved.

Trump today:

Their TikToks are just this. The get absurd as they go and their interactions are part of the fun

Look, I know this isn't the point but his last name is Farmer. 🥲

Well said.

He has all the gravitas of the same back-of-the-pack jocks I knew in boarding school that, when brought up in conversation by his teammates, was called him a jackass and not taken seriously.

Still from Simpsons oh Lisa and four summer friends in front of family station wagon lovingly covered in beach fodder as Homer is yelling in frustration.

Close second is “Sweet Merciful Crap!”

“Blaaah!”

I wonder how much the US Government spent - ahead of a shutdown amid already devastating cuts - for what was essentially a rally speech where a President hints at attacking citizens and a defense secretary preaches a “no fat chicks” policy.

Alan Shemper doing his standup set in Wet Hot American Summer

I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!

An American Werewolf In King Arthur’s Court

Imagine having the support of a base of people that watched the middle of Back to the Future 2 and thought “this is the world we need to live in. Protect mob boss Biff at all costs!”