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hey, it's me, amy. queer, insufferable, pie & raccoon influencer. she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro. she/her https://archiveofourown.org/users/smallestchurch/works

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We don't see color 😌

– Pantone, the world's foremost authority on color

06.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

great mary shelley cameo at the end 😌

06.12.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

blood in the machine is about the luddites and it was RIVETING

06.12.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

holding yr earrings

06.12.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

church & oatmilk is the name of me and abs’s folk band

06.12.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HEY USA FRIENDS it’s holiday season at the post office so here’s my annual thread on how to make all of your postal workers have a nicer month!

1. Be nice and prepared if you’re mailing things! You might have to wait! Still be polite and click the smiley face on the stupid little screen!

04.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i always say moby dick is my desert island book, it is SO weird and funny

05.12.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm saying all this not to shame, but to ask you to consider. someone had to ask me to consider a few years ago, and i'm glad i did. there is nothing to miss in a post-sp0tify world.

04.12.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Mood Machine NATIONAL BESTSELLER A New Yorker and GQ Best Book of 2025 A 2025 Washington Post Notable Nonfiction An NPR Books We Love Most pick Winner of a Ce...

and while i understand the urge to gaze at the sum total of your subconscious choices, as an artist, i resent the datafication of joy and the contentification of art that wrapped has normalized. this is the best nonfiction book i read all year: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Mood-M...

04.12.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

in most cases i am team "they tell you to vote with your wallet bc they have bigger wallets" but sp0tify is certified evil, an adtech firm that chose music at random for small file sizes, a defense contractor that exists solely to rob and sideline artists and spy on you. i won't give my money to DHS

04.12.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ALBUM OF THE YEAR. CONSTANT REPEAT

04.12.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now my COOKING wrapped, i could tell you about

04.12.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

something something only get this one life

04.12.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i missed having more fic convos but i am very good at hiding in that space for the immediate gratification and i am really really reaching for something more durable and longterm because it's very close and i know i can do it

04.12.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

my ao3 stats are my one finished short fic (love me different) and my one WIP long fic (SORRY IT'S COMING I SWEAR) and i barely read at all because this was the year to TOTALLY LOCK IN to this draft rewrite, i live in it, i dream about it, i won a grant for it, i am in my stubborn scorp era

04.12.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
cat sitting atop a pile of fresh laundry and looking MURDEROUS about being discovered

cat sitting atop a pile of fresh laundry and looking MURDEROUS about being discovered

try to fold it. go ahead. i fucking dare you

04.12.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when i tell you i am CRYING

03.12.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🫦

03.12.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LOVE YOU BACK πŸ’›πŸ’›

02.12.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

receiving word that claude the albino alligator at cal academy has died 😭

02.12.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

inhaled two chapters of this over coffee this morning AND YOU SHOULD TOO

02.12.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight

01.12.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1751    πŸ” 404    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 10

somewhere david lynch is smoking the best cigarette of his afterlife

02.12.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chair company finale what the fuck

02.12.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ahh that makes me so happy!! LUCKY YOU

30.11.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also please tell me bear’s tooth is still around πŸ₯Ή

30.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE WAY i used to love moose’s tooth omg

30.11.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

HI FRIEND

29.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m sorry if you are all sick of this menace but he is my best friend

29.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
black and white cat on his back who looks like he has never had a single thought in his life

black and white cat on his back who looks like he has never had a single thought in his life

when the lights r on but nobody’s home

29.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

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