Nidi

I LOVE MIDNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!

"At least the democrats stood up" I say, as I go into crippling medical debt before dying of cancer anyway.

And my 5yo believes in the tooth fairy. Both are equally real (as in, not real)

He won't reopen until Tennessee's 7th is resolved

Sure the vote's going to fail, but at least they get to vote for it? Lol.

5-3 nearing halftime? Who doesn't love a little Sunday Night Thursday Night Football?

And just like that, the Dems have snatched defeat from the jaws of Tuesday's victory

Yeah, because no one else has been stupid enough to think this was a good idea

But do you have pie in the sky?

Never bring a knifewich to a gunwich fight

You're telling me this now after I got up at 2am and set up a folding chair to get a good spot?! Its freezing out!

I was always just freed (?) by the the knowledge that even if I found them attractive, they more than likely would not do so back, so I just never bothered. Up to this point I still don't even understand how my wife finds me attractive!

We should start calling ICE "Miller's Morons"

Not sure why they are testing on this if they arent following the laws anyway

Yes they did. And if they didn't know they were that's on them because plenty of people were telling them they were

I hear they have a really nice TGI Fridays

You know all those pardons are already signed right?

They're going to not release the epstein files even harder!

You know, for being 3rd in line to the presidency Mike Johnson sure doesn't know much about what's going on

Boxes generally have a higher load capacity than a cybertruck

It's going to go on until Trump tells them to open back up, because they are fecklessly subservient to him

Johnson admitting here that the shutdown is 100% owned by the GOP if they weren't going to negotiate on Healthcare until October and November, AFTER the shutdown

They're fine with martial law and authoritarian overreach, just as long as its not being done by the "wrong" people

Today we are all

"Personal finance"

There's a guy in my town who wrapped his cybertruck with the logo for his financial planning business and I can't help but laugh every time I see that moving contradiction

Remember in Die Hard where getting the power cut was necessary to Hans' plan to steal everything? Yeah, that's this shut down for MAGA/P25

The USS Trump battleship immediately after its launch ceremony

Hegeth's whole "this could have been an email" debacle is nothing more than a frat boy lashing out because frat boys can't do frat boy things.