Matt B

On the one hand, the presidency is a fundamentally broken institution.

On the other hand, Congress is a fundamentally broken institution.

On the third hand, the Supreme Court is a fundamentally broken institution.

Okay but no one can tell me how it wasssss

So far all the consequences have been "rich person retires"

Consider me underwhelmed.

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

what the SS needed was to have better training

honestly this is more convincing than that new yorker article

Dow more like Ow

Came here to write a snarky comment but it looks like everyone else has it covered, so i'll just add to the ratio.

the amount of time i spent wondering if it was okay to look up what this meant on my work computer or if i use my phone instead was... not zero.

I think they were Good At The Time (tm)

These days we've seen it all, but like back in the 90's... TALKING FROGS??? Are you KIDDING ME?!

I feel like that one Old Spice ad was the first nail in the "we'll never be impressed again" coffin.

Instagram ad with picture of some hands. Text: Another winter ruining your hands? END IT NOW.

Suicide is never the answer

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

It's time for Netscape to return

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

New HEALTH album out today! Time to get saddddddddddd

I'm gonna be super honest, I only knew the term because of Get Shorty. I had no idea it was a slur. But also it's not a word I ever use? So...

if two of history’s all time whiniest babies can’t get along then what hope is there for the rest of us

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

Honestly I always found the "hey, piss off kid!" scene from Mitchell to be really (intentionally) funny on its own, no riffing needed.

The way you can tell that JD Vance isn't truly Catholic is that he does not experience shame.

Somehow, Palpatine reloaded.

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

"All the experts said no, but I kept looking anyway because hey, gotta hit that word count, AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT"

Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

someone should start a petition on change dot org to melt down the statue of liberty.

i bet if we worded it right, we could get them to do it.

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"and all we have to do is dry out an entire real life lake every time someone launches the game! Very worth it!"

"past a point" good one

AI art of a golden city in The Daily Show

oh nice, that's AI art in the new daily show episode