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08.12.2025 17:53 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@joshsorbe.bsky.social
Dem communicator. Group fitness coach, marathoner. South Dakota forever. πΎπββοΈπ΄ββοΈππ³οΈβπ
Adding this to my dating profiles immediately
08.12.2025 17:53 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HELLO TO ZOHRAN MAMDANIβS NEW YORK π
06.12.2025 23:12 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Midwest transplant who is going to be okay π
05.12.2025 16:47 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sabrina Carpenter has officially owned the Trump White House in one of the biggest ratios Iβve ever seen on Tw*tter. π₯
03.12.2025 16:53 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Zero patience for people pick-me hating on Spotify Wrapped today.
03.12.2025 16:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WELCOME TO THE RESISTANCE, SABRINA CARPENTER. π
02.12.2025 18:18 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good morning from me and my cup of JOE π
02.12.2025 15:56 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Monday night swim session πββοΈ
02.12.2025 02:17 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My most Very DC Flexβ’ is landing a spot on pre-screening reception lists because, yes, even movies are a political issue.
(We love protecting intellectual property!!!)
Met DCβs favorite federal worker turned entrepreneurial local celebrity π
(Ngl⦠the hot dogs are lowkey fire)
SITUATIONSHIP REPRESENTATION MATTERS!!!
29.11.2025 16:36 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know what, hell yeah Miss Muriel. See you at Shawβs Tavern.
29.11.2025 16:23 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Back in DC and a hot man moved into my building
29.11.2025 02:21 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0digital director for life
28.11.2025 18:39 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tuned out of news for the week for a big βol Sorbe family Thanksgivingβand my heart is so, so, so full. π«Ά
28.11.2025 18:16 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that sheβs leavingβ¦ a moment for Marjorie Taylor Greeneβs best moment
22.11.2025 01:26 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0My exact reaction when I saw Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning
22.11.2025 01:22 β π 89 π 12 π¬ 5 π 1The DL MAGA demon gays are about to combust grindr from this event
19.11.2025 15:32 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dadβs in DC and the Sorbe family is acting up!!!
19.11.2025 03:52 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just saw a pre-screening of Wicked: For Good and dare I say itβ¦. HOPECORE IS SO BACK!
18.11.2025 02:43 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy friday, lilβ people in my phone.
14.11.2025 14:47 β π 121 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0BRING US OUT OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA DARK AGE, JACK
13.11.2025 20:13 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hot people support NPR!
Hot people believe news for public consumption!
Hot people donβt cut their funding!
The northern lights in South Dakota last night, as captured by my brother. Insane beauty.
12.11.2025 13:31 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Kim Davis canβt hurt us today!
10.11.2025 15:26 β π 20 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Just a couple press secretaries libbing out. πΊπΈ
08.11.2025 15:11 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LIBBING OUT AT CROOKED CON! Say hey π«Ά
07.11.2025 20:03 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The triple-divorced homophobe Kim Davis is back at the Supreme Court today to try preaching "sanctity of marriage" and block LGBTQ+ folks' right to marry.
She'll lose again, and she'll hopefully begin to reflect within.
SUBWAY SANDWICH MAN NOT GUILTY, JUSTICE PREVAILS.
06.11.2025 19:51 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Nancy Pelosi masterfully wielded power and got people in line.
Thatβs a key lesson Dems need to always remember from her.
βThrow a punchβfor the children.β