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Seth Green killed an industry in a way that @youknowlydia.bsky.social finds hilarious. It was an industry that needed to die so we made her article FREE. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/nerd...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG BIGFEETS - Episode 66, K-9 Tracks by the Grave

Check out our YouTube channel to see @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social discuss this week's Wild Bill penis heavy episode of Mountain Monsters in person. youtu.be/r8c1H_3rrro

BIGFEETS - Episode 66, K-9 Tracks by the Grave Nothing happens in this one that isn't directly related to Wild Bill's penis. It’s the best episode they’ve ever made. ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to j

The Bigfeets Boiz @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social celebrate one of the best episodes of Mountain Monsters ever! Nothing happens in this one that isn't directly related to Wild Bill's penis. on.soundcloud.com/mJFHrVK3JXXE...

Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Handshake and Fightin' Hogs - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

We tried to contain it, but our Dick Fight Island tribute shirt has escaped from the vault this week. Be on the lookout. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/hot-...

In the current internet landscape, 6 years means that 1-900-HOTDOG qualifies as an "elder internet statesman".

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@seanbaby.bsky.social reflects on a joyous six years of 1900hotdog! What better way to celebrate than an article about an extra in the movie The Internship, but it's also so much more, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/refl...

Remember the gold rule today: where there are puppets, there is crime. @brockway.bsky.social has found maybe the best example of that ever, so we made it FREE for public safety reasons. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/punc...

@merrittk.com chronicles the careers of two masters of Zen filmmaking this week, Donald G. Jackson and Scott Shaw. It's an article with more rollerblading than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/punc...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 267, Six Million Dollar Man vs. Bigfoot with Alex Schmidt

You can also find a ragtag team of humans, machines, and cryptids on our YouTube channel! They're always there, but this week so are @seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social, and @alexschmidty.bsky.social. youtu.be/zjDIfiYXM-8

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 267, Six Million Dollar Man vs. Bigfoot with Alex Schmidt Seanbaby and Brockway invite Secretly Incredibly Fascinating Alex Schmidt on the podcast for an endurance challenge. Three comedians, one bigfoot, five episodes of the Six Million Dollar Man. You do t

@seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social, @alexschmidty.bsky.social, The Six Million Dollar Man, and Bigfoot are all in the Dogg zZone today. on.soundcloud.com/tTC6Hz9G1Spo...

@seemoreevil.bsky.social found an oracle for mapping your destiny! It...seem a lot like chutes and ladders but we're assured that it's an oracle for mapping your destiny.
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@youknowlydia.bsky.social wrote about the episode of boy Ally McBeal where Franklin has sex with Bash’s Mom. It’s four episodes after the one where Franklin and Bash kiss. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/fuck...

You too could look this good in a Jimmy Jiggles shirt probably! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...

We all warned @katzatstudios.com that he made us look too hot in this months podcast roundup but that maniac wouldn’t listen! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/podc...

Another artifact from a different world has drifted into @seanbaby.bsky.social's arms. It's Mary Beth's Bean Bag World, the 2026 edition! (Yes, she's got an exclusive with Tudd Goatshame and his frankly strange smelling collection of Disney Beanie Babies). 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

@michaelswaim.bsky.social gives us a totally average-length history of penis enlargement. It’s FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...

@merrittk.com brings us Psycho-Cybernetics, the book written by a plastic surgeon named Maxwell Maltz who realized that his profession preyed on people's physical insecurities and decided that he was missing out on preying on their mental insecurities. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/lear...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 266, Sampson & Sally with Meagan Brockway

Would we invite @brockway.bsky.social's beloved spouse on our YouTube podcast if it were haunted or cursed, as everyone keeps saying? Maybe. Enjoy our normal podcast about a Danish child's hunt for Moby Dick that ends in sadness. youtu.be/YOLu5gmbZhY

@seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and special guest, the secret member of 1900Hotdog, Meagan Brockway, are talking about Meagan's cursed media origin story. It's Danish and sad! on.soundcloud.com/tFHpTfKSB2uU...

@seemoreevil.bsky.social brings you your weekly dose of psychic anthrax, this time in the form of a quiz book! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/upse...

If you've been waiting with bated breath to see how all of Mountain Monsters crazy open plotlines and cliffhangers might resolve, I've got good news for you!

@youknowlydia.bsky.social watched 40 episodes of a TikTok show again. This one is sort of Air Bud meets Ted Lasso with more Old Wang than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/punc...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG BIGFEETS - Episode 65, The Wolves of West Virginia

Bigfeets is also on YouTube! It’s the exact same Bigfeets but with more faces. They’re good faces too! youtu.be/2WxZFbpITmw

BIGFEETS - Episode 65, The Wolves of West Virginia After an exciting cliffhanger and an agonizing year-long break between seasons, Mountain Monsters fans finally get the answers they're looking for.

It’s Bigfeets Monday! It’s Bigfeets Monday! After an exciting cliffhanger and a year long break between seasons Mountain Monsters finally returns. What will @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social have to say about that? on.soundcloud.com/NEwEvlW9Hjhf...

We've got a new item in the hotdog vault! The Micro-Rib Women's Tank Top for ladies, men with great shoulders and abs they want to show off, and everyone in-between. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...

@seanbaby.bsky.social's article this week is going viral! Ha ha get it! It's a children's book about how measles is cool and good, actually, and it's VIRAL. HAHAHA. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/lear...

@startthemachine.bsky.social found a 70-page instruction manual for the Oops! All Fatalities! Version of Mortal Kombat, Eternal Champions. Get ready to learn, nerds.
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Nerding Day: Cybersix: The Live-Action Series - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

How could you improve Batman? Make him a crossdressing genetically-engineered babe created by Nazi scientists for the purpose of world domination who wears a big floppy hat. Yeah, that would probably work. @merrittk.com has more info on Cybersix. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 265, Mister T with Merritt K

Join Mr T. @merrittk.com, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social in their animated quest to save America on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/hwo29I-DYGM

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 265, Mister T with Merritt K Today Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robe

This week in The Dogg zZone @merrittk.com, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T. on.soundcloud.com/pldXqPVn7yNQ...