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Another artifact from a different world has drifted into @seanbaby.bsky.social's arms. It's Mary Beth's Bean Bag World, the 2026 edition! (Yes, she's got an exclusive with Tudd Goatshame and his frankly strange smelling collection of Disney Beanie Babies). 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

@michaelswaim.bsky.social gives us a totally average-length history of penis enlargement. It’s FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...

@merrittk.com brings us Psycho-Cybernetics, the book written by a plastic surgeon named Maxwell Maltz who realized that his profession preyed on people's physical insecurities and decided that he was missing out on preying on their mental insecurities. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/lear...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 266, Sampson & Sally with Meagan Brockway

Would we invite @brockway.bsky.social's beloved spouse on our YouTube podcast if it were haunted or cursed, as everyone keeps saying? Maybe. Enjoy our normal podcast about a Danish child's hunt for Moby Dick that ends in sadness. youtu.be/YOLu5gmbZhY

@seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and special guest, the secret member of 1900Hotdog, Meagan Brockway, are talking about Meagan's cursed media origin story. It's Danish and sad! on.soundcloud.com/tFHpTfKSB2uU...

@seemoreevil.bsky.social brings you your weekly dose of psychic anthrax, this time in the form of a quiz book! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/upse...

If you've been waiting with bated breath to see how all of Mountain Monsters crazy open plotlines and cliffhangers might resolve, I've got good news for you!

@youknowlydia.bsky.social watched 40 episodes of a TikTok show again. This one is sort of Air Bud meets Ted Lasso with more Old Wang than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/punc...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG BIGFEETS - Episode 65, The Wolves of West Virginia

Bigfeets is also on YouTube! It’s the exact same Bigfeets but with more faces. They’re good faces too! youtu.be/2WxZFbpITmw

BIGFEETS - Episode 65, The Wolves of West Virginia After an exciting cliffhanger and an agonizing year-long break between seasons, Mountain Monsters fans finally get the answers they're looking for.

It’s Bigfeets Monday! It’s Bigfeets Monday! After an exciting cliffhanger and a year long break between seasons Mountain Monsters finally returns. What will @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social have to say about that? on.soundcloud.com/NEwEvlW9Hjhf...

We've got a new item in the hotdog vault! The Micro-Rib Women's Tank Top for ladies, men with great shoulders and abs they want to show off, and everyone in-between. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...

@seanbaby.bsky.social's article this week is going viral! Ha ha get it! It's a children's book about how measles is cool and good, actually, and it's VIRAL. HAHAHA. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/lear...

@startthemachine.bsky.social found a 70-page instruction manual for the Oops! All Fatalities! Version of Mortal Kombat, Eternal Champions. Get ready to learn, nerds.
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Nerding Day: Cybersix: The Live-Action Series - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

How could you improve Batman? Make him a crossdressing genetically-engineered babe created by Nazi scientists for the purpose of world domination who wears a big floppy hat. Yeah, that would probably work. @merrittk.com has more info on Cybersix. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 265, Mister T with Merritt K

Join Mr T. @merrittk.com, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social in their animated quest to save America on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/hwo29I-DYGM

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 265, Mister T with Merritt K Today Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robe

This week in The Dogg zZone @merrittk.com, @brockway.bsky.social, and @seanbaby.bsky.social are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T. on.soundcloud.com/pldXqPVn7yNQ...

Nerding Day: HYBRID🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

Want to play a game? Cool, @seemoreevil.bsky.social found the future of tabletop gaming. You just have to read a quick, manic, 64 thousand word, single page long rulebook. We'll walk you through it. It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

The woman who inspired The Love Boat wrote a book on how to find your soulmate, using every mystical method available. @youknowlydia.bsky.social read it and found out that her clavicle is untrustworthy :(. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...

It's a super upsetting Teamworking Day! @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social are covering Gun Self-Defense For Ladies. Just look at this thumbnail. We promise it can't see you back. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/team...

Hot Dog Double Appreciation Day: Nibble the Abgrundwurst - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

It's Hot Dog Appreciation Day! We appreciate you all equally, except for ShmeEV and his Hotdog tattoo, who we appreciate just a little bit more than the rest of you today. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...

@merrittk.com brings you a semi-expository eurodance theme song for the third sequel to the horror movie Re-Animator. Before you ask, yes, it's horny. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 264, The Rock 'N Roll Sports Classic with Lydia Bugg

@youknowlydia.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , and @seanbaby.bsky.social also pay tribute to their friend and friend of the site, Dan McQuade, this week by watching something he would have loved: celebrities being terrible at sports. youtu.be/N2GpUbDqu4Y

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 264, The Rock 'N Roll Sports Classic with Lydia Bugg Seanbaby, Brockway, and Lydia Bugg watch shockingly famous rock stars run badly and drown quickly. It's 1978's Rock 'N Roll Sports Classic, featuring The Jacksons, Earth, Wind and Fire, Boston, Gladys

@youknowlydia.bsky.social joins @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social in the Dogg zZone to watch rock stars do sports incredibly badly. on.soundcloud.com/rUg2qIVVP2Kn...

@seemoreevil.bsky.social combines astrology and celebrity faces for today's article. I've always wondered why Dr. Phil looks like that. It turns out it's because he's a Virgo. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social is covering classic literature this week. It's Pride & Prejudice! Just a very straightforward Pride & Prejudice retelling...by guinea pigs...in hats. It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG BIGFEETS - Episode 64, The Twisted Torch

@brockway.bsky.social , @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social show their human faces on our YouTube podcast. Normally, you have to pay extra for that, but it's just as free as all our podcast material. What a deal! youtu.be/1VDM_BRPWFY

BIGFEETS - Episode 64, The Twisted Torch Jeff finally says somethng that's worth listening to on this very special episode of BIGFEETS! ---------------------------------------------------------- Robert is going to jail because you didn't b

Jeff finally says something that's worth listening to on today's very special episode of BIGFEETS! Watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social gaze in astonishment. on.soundcloud.com/osx59hJIEukr...

The Critics have spoken. We released an album of mostly theme songs. It's true. They confirmed it. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/hot-...

It's @seanbaby.bsky.social writing about his nemesis Godek. This is Godek's magnum opus! It was never published. I'll stop selling you. I know you're sold. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...

Are you pregnant in the 90s in Salt Lake City, Utah? Sissyneck has a bikini beauty pageant just for you! This website just keeps getting hotter. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...