ChlorineCat

Everyone has had that moment where someone asks them "ah Mr. Cat, do you prefer Chlorine, or full name Chlorine Cat? What do you prefer to be called." it'll always amuse me to no end that I have to think a second and refrain from saying "oh just call me "gamertag/fursona/casual derogatory remark"

I realized I had free will today, so I walked around Oklahoma City and found a construction crane to sit and watch.

Reeeeed rocket! Yummmm

Corndogkorndawgkernaldoggycorndog

Yo, I just remembered the state fair is in town, fuckin a bubba I am excited.

>:0 I'll pay nelson to step on you again

Good cat, your payment is at the drop off location

強風🐈‍⬛

Remember folks to drink your daily dose of CUM (this isn't really cum it's just watermelon flavored electrolyte powder mixed with water but the taste is... similar)

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I need the latex and latex adjacent fandom to kindly stop existing. I will blame you for the current price of tires. If y'all weren't so invested in being squeaky and shiny and keeping the rubber prices high I wouldn't have to take nitroglycerin pills before buying new tires.

I have a friend that insists on pronouncing my name with the most Balkan tone, so pass the Rakia and sarma.

Petty and probably gay thoughts

Grey cookware is peak aesthetic

It's dog sitting time again for my friend.
This spoiled babydoll acts so love deprived like she's not taken on two hour walks in the evening, given filtered water, and definitely not given the good cheese as snacks
she makes sure I know she's there just in case I forgot.

See?

The weather is beautiful, the fire is warm. Time to make smores

Something has appeared at work.

Depression Ceases to exist when Chicane come on Spotify.

Bless.

Opening shift? Closing shift? I really do prefer opening because it forces my ass up and moving.

Otherwise I'm doing what I do now.

Laying in bed and enjoying the sun and stretching like a damn lazy cat.

I need to be productive damnit...right?

¡A!

That is all.

I yearn to return to St. Augustine.

Oops all sold out, don't mind my 3 ton pb&j

I want

An 85 Buick Riviera

A white suit

John Fogerty on the radio

These are necessary for me to maintain functionality.

Absolutely do not listen to the haters. It's a fun suit, and watching you have fun with it at the past con was a treat. Keep loving it, keep having fun with it.

Heheheheh

Cwispy

*slaps $69.99 price tag on*

Ok so I'm a big sucker for glow in the dark ... Anything ngl.

Cherenkov radiation?
Glowy ceiling stars?
Deep sea critter bioluminescence?

I'm all for it. So we got these cute lil diving toys to sell in my shop and I'm like "ok cheap, glows gunna be weak"

Nah! these shits BRIGHT

Love em

It is 75° beautiful outside, 22% humidity and I'm laying on a stack of pallets out back of my shop taking in some sun.

Good Lord it's beautiful outside today and I'm feelin quite chuffed with myself.

Went to this cash only media store near me. I can't go back, I'll buy too much. I love this haul and will go back for more for sure.

I've even had my glasses on when I read them!