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10.08.2025 21:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@genvexed.bsky.social
I have yet to achieve the perfect mixture of humility and bombast required to write a truly epic one-line bio. In the meantime, I'm a freelance #podcast producer/editor at https://particulatemedia.com, a D&D game writer/runner, and courts/law nerd.
Oh, I know you could.
10.08.2025 21:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finally something to be frightened of.
10.08.2025 21:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm firmly convinced that cats domesticated us.
10.08.2025 21:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello "struggling to find a sense of purpose in a world dominated by kleptocratic authoritarians and extractive corporations, supported by a media ecosystem that thrives on disinformation," I'm Dad.
06.08.2025 11:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the foundation of a nuclear reactor on the moon would be a good place to hide the Epstein files.
05.08.2025 12:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the best ALT text you'll read all week.
03.08.2025 12:24 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I'm torn between explosion and flood.
03.08.2025 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The reason so many people who went to a four year college with a live on campus structure think fondly of their experience is because they lived in a walkable community with easy access to their friends in an environment that intentionally fostered human connection
03.08.2025 11:15 β π 846 π 162 π¬ 14 π 11Getaway Driver
Indentured Biographer
Fixer
Exotic Pet Groomer
Boatswain
Imaginary Friend (Estranged)
01.08.2025 11:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imaginary Friend
01.08.2025 11:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't sleep on Arch-Nemesis.
01.08.2025 11:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a wild typo, but I stand by the sentiment.
01.08.2025 11:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unindicted Co-conspotator
01.08.2025 11:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Most of you have never accidentally garrotted yourself trying to do chores while talking on a corded phone, and it shows.
30.07.2025 10:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At 6:20 ish in this TED Talk, anger researcher Ryan Martin says that if he were designing an experiment to make someone get mad quickly, it would look a lot like driving. www.ted.com/talks/ryan_m...
29.07.2025 13:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The squeezy cuff is like an extra firm hug.
29.07.2025 13:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody furls anymore. It's all unfurling all the time. No wonder society is crumbling.
29.07.2025 12:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There aren't really any generations, but X is the least generation of all.
17.07.2025 20:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My day job is eating my freelance work and my hobbies AMA.
17.07.2025 14:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now with Alt Text.
17.07.2025 12:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taken from Sam Landman on FB but not sure if he is the artist. Graphic saying AI is for losers, reject fascism think for yourself. I can make Art thatβs ugly and bad all by myself thank you very much
21.05.2025 19:08 β π 15698 π 7725 π¬ 44 π 63In 2025, a Constitutional crisis is the optimistic scenario, since it assumes the leaders of any branch of our government had any interest in upholding the Constitution.
16.07.2025 13:34 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0And a better than average fiddle player.
16.07.2025 13:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Colonel
14.07.2025 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I also introduced a new segment for this episode called βMammary Alphaβ where I just read verbatim from the Memory Alpha page for βBreastβ while giggling.
I continue to be astounded that anyone listens to my ridiculous podcast.
Thank you so much to @atlasobscura.com for having me on their podcast! We bonded over our shared problems with deer. www.atlasobscura.com/articles/pod...
10.07.2025 19:09 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Drop something blue from your gallery.
05.07.2025 01:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1whatever you think of the country as a whole there are still a whole lot of great people here who deserve better than this
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