Jessica Drake

The police are bankrupting LA AND protecting and enabling ICE. If you don’t get this budget in order and MASSIVELY reduce police budgets (and make liabilities come from their own fund, not the general fund) I will never, ever vote for you again.

@controller.lacity.gov wait no run for mayor of LA and I’ll make it my full time job to get you elected. I will never vote for Karen Bass again.

Anyone wanna fuck around and run for office? @controller.lacity.gov tips?

… so time to stop paying taxes. Sick of handouts paying for yachts when I could just give that money to literally anyone else for anything else.

Foreign films really hit different.

Stupid shitty apartment complex wanted to charge us $100 for a new gate remote. I’m petty and refused and Christ I’m glad I did. I can’t believe how cheap and easy it is to get and “program” one, or three.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a restaurant looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a restaurant looking at the camera .

Me: I can’t believe I am still dealing with depression despite being medicated for almost ten years.

Fascism: running absolutely fucking rampant in the us government in broad daylight with zero consequences

Me: right right the hell of it all right

@frankiepixel.bsky.social hi this is the best game I’ve ever played and my best friend and I are having the best weekend obsessing over it and rat baby thing. I feel like you used my dog as inspo?

Squished

La Cie is my worst enemy :)

✍️📝

On a leash but too good to need one.

Sorry we’re doing what?

*curing cancer

These nerds are talking about chess and cancer.

It is absolutely insane to me that I, a satanist, have so much more in common with priests and nuns than I do with most people. Especially Christians.

🚨🚨If you use kindle, Download your books before Amazon removes the ability next week. That is your money you spent and those are your books. 🚨🚨

🤦‍♀️we can’t have nice things.

*why* am I paying taxes

Sat down to watch a movie. Cat pukes. Cat pukes way more than I thought. On Velcro. Robot vacuum picks up something real loud and probably bad. Dog on couch is about to fall, tangled in blanket. Run to save her. Slide on floor. knock over humidifier. Smack headfirst into lifted recliner. Save dog.

I feel successfully messaged at

PSA: #kindle users, you have until Feb. 26th to download the ebooks you’ve purchased to your computer. Doing this gives you the actual file, which you can convert with programs like Calibre, and then read them on anything. They belong to you, do NOT let Amazon steal them.

SpongeBob meme where he’s lost in some fucked up looking hallway

My favorite type of X-Files episode (which is a lot of them) is Scully going around speaking to persons of interest, victims, etc and meanwhile Mulder is like

That does not come with extra leg room so don’t even get your hopes up.

(Affectionate)

“So the planes crash? You still owe us your money and subservience. All the generations are just so entitled these days.”

Now we’re going to be blamed for killing the airline industry 🙄

To hell with apologizing - your art exists because of you and you exist because of the powerful people in your life. You aren’t just content and you don’t deserve to exist in a vacuum. Your experiences are vital 💕