Ms. Communication

Killed three clowns. Got three years for manslaughter.

I saw this when I died once.

Don’t mind me. Just feeling a bit more like myself today. 🤡

I leave candy outside on Halloween cause otherwise dogs would lose their minds at the knocking. All the candy, for the first time since moving in, was gone! I’m so happy.

I’ll keep all your secrets. Meet me at your apartment on Nov 11 @ 7 p.m. to learn how.

Probably not doing Christmas gifts this year so please do not anticipate one if you usually get one from us. It’s been a hard year on our wallet.

Anyway, you’ll still receive all my love, warmth, and help throughout the season and subsequent years.

Muwah!

Had a blast night with friends. I always think I can't love my friends anymore than I already do, then we have another awesome night hanging out and partying, and I realize, "Oh no, I definitely can love my friends to infinity."

My watch opens doors now. This is the space age I asked for.

My lips are so chapped it looks like I received filler injections…but like not good ones.

Tbf “Beautiful” is commonly misspelled.

Cling wrap: clings to everything but what you need.

Sometimes I read old convos and think “Christ. What an asshole!” Only to realize it’s me. I’m the asshole.

Getting nails done with my chosen mother and sisters today.

Gonna be so glitzed and glammed for Alchemy, baebeeee.

i want a lobotomy

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I don't really mean to do it, but I turn everything into *a thing*.

if you want to donate to my dollhouse endeavors...I invite you to do so, and shamelessly. LMAO.

This shit is...too much.

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Me on my fuckin' telehealth appt today:

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Mfw my doc asks me about my insurance…

Charlie is old enough he is now getting arthritis/joint health injections and has an nsaid prescribed for more rough days. He was so gung ho to get in the car today, then we had to flip him on his back for an ultrasound…lol. He was much more eager to go home after that.

What if I did all my chores without feeling like a maniac?

The only ones I ever see are straight up dumbasses.

This weather better shape up to be decent come next week cause I’ll fight the gods otherwise.

Idk when we’ll fight, but I’ll start training for it immediately.

Replaced the gearshift slide cover in my car.

It was easy now that it’s done.

But while it was happening…🫠🤬

“No one dies from love,” - Tove Lo

Hon, have you EVER watched a crime show?

Like he is INFURIATINGLY CALM during most situations. Especially situations I’m about to rip out someone’s eyes. Just, how does anyone harness that? He has moments, of course, but it’s so rare and I get so flustered by my own anger.

It was very strange transitioning from a home that was full of yelling and noise growing up to living with the calmest man I have ever met.

Googling symptoms in dogs is just as paranoia inducing as googling for yourself.

After searching Charlie’s issues for ten minutes, I’m convinced my grandchildren have cancer.

Laws aren’t really real

I have watched that series at least 100000000x.