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a woman in a black turtleneck is sitting in a red chair with her hair in a ponytail ALT: a woman in a black turtleneck is sitting in a red chair with her hair in a ponytail

Imagine being Tylenol and you're just minding your business when you start catching strays from RFK and DJT. UNREAL.

Can I say something controversial yet brave?

I looooove this movie!!!

It’s so fucking exhausting.

!!!!!

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Number 14 on the USA Today Bestseller list.

Number 5 on the Globe and Mail’s Hardcover Fiction list.

Baby, can you dig your man…?

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Someone at the beach has a device that keeps making the Kim Possible beeper sound and it's honestly DELIGHTFUL.

I just really love queer people and the art we put into the world.

Read all of the Clay McLeod Chapman books!!

BESTIES

Dawg, I had the most hateful shift at work this morning. The way I walked in the door, took a shot of vodka, took my pants off, and ate a slice of cold pizza from the fridge like Winnie the fucking Pooh should be studied.

Can I say something controversial yet brave?

So many huge congratulations to you and @cgolden.bsky.social!!! Could not be a better video in the world. 🫀

Saw Freakier Friday tonight and shout out to my Lindsay Lohan stans wE ARE SO BACK!!!!

Gonna be relentlessly whimsical out of SPITE.

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Her friend litmus test is, “Tell me the most disgusting thing you know.” 💀💀💀 That’s my best friend.

Lisa, this character Agate, she is my whole heart, she feels so much like you to me. She put a puppy in his hands and said THIS IS YOURS TRAIN IT TO BE A SERVICE DOG IT ISN’T AN ADOPTION IT’S COMMUNITY SERVICE but I suspect it’s been Simon’s service dog this whole time intentionally ALSO:

I'm currently reading Simon Sort of Says by Erin Bow on audio & the depth of emotion in this YA? Middle grade? Where are 7th graders? is so profound. The only surviving kid in a school shooting dealing with their trauma in a town with no wifi or microwaves, so no one knows til he tells them? Oof oof

The Dining Room Scene from HORROR MOVIE is @paultremblay.bsky.social at the absolute peak of his literary prowess. The whole thing is boldly unorthodox (I mean…the sheer audacity of it!) and incredibly unnerving. If any director has the balls to adapt it as written I would be beside myself with joy.

Unbeeeearable!! It's like breathing soup out here! 🥵

LET'S GOOOOOOO

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

Girlfriend & handler of birds out of town, so I've been tasked with waking them up and putting them to bed every day until she gets home. It was so early!! I was in my PJs!! I hadn't even brushed my teeth yet!! But they're happy tho

I think this about you every time I finish one of your pieces, Clay!!!

Seated for Sinners with @amxndascott.bsky.social and my Bear and this theater is hopping on a Tuesday night!!! Tell me this movie is not a HIT. Say it to my FACE!

And clean the litter boxes too? My god I'm going to ddddiiiieee here. (I'm grateful to have all this but bitch I am TIRED.)

Life is actually such a daunting process, like what do you mean I have to feed the cats cool food for myself eat the food check on the chickens pick out clothes take a shower pack my lunch do the dishes close down the house all before I'm done for the night AFTER an 8hr workday????

Not a joke!!!! 💀👁️🩷