@iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social
autistic hairstylist they/them/he
I'm like doordash for Alex Perez
26.07.2025 18:04 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0look at yourself and tell me to not be embarrassed rn
09.07.2025 05:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0idk how tf i got here, at 30, with a stupid straight white boy as one of my best friends but i GUESS THATS WHAT WE GOT??
08.07.2025 23:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
i've touched grass AND i have friends
21.06.2025 00:53 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0birthday tomorrow.....yall gunna still fwm when im 30?
20.06.2025 20:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0getting steve blum to voice one of the objects in date everything is INSANE
19.06.2025 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0turning 30 this week, just fell in the shower, coincidence???
16.06.2025 13:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's my birthday week, what did you guys get me??
16.06.2025 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0any1 wanna go with me to tpain this weekend?
12.06.2025 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one of my fave clients is getting a divorce!!!!!
happy pride month!!!!!
another night closing alone
07.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the face of a broken soul
04.06.2025 02:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me: i want a baby so bad
the baby:
got that thang on me
28.05.2025 02:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0any1 at combo breaker that has a room at the hotel with a fridge that i can put frozen burritos in until we can get in to our room??
23.05.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
we made it to illinois
23.05.2025 02:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you get me
18.05.2025 16:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one of the main reasons i haven't pursued top surgery it because those are my extra hands, girl i carry shit under those things, i put a whole bottle of sauce under there when my hands are full.
like?! am i supposed to give up that kind of assistance???
jake thinks i should keep them and ya know.........
14.05.2025 20:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I LOVE YOU
13.05.2025 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
can i just.....like.....hello???
13.05.2025 21:31 — 👍 49 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
girl i already did
11.05.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0in his defense, he had just cut the shit out of his face
09.05.2025 23:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh yeah he's beard boy
09.05.2025 23:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0isn't he a cutie patootie?
09.05.2025 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
thinking about this guy today
09.05.2025 21:39 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0it just hit me that my mother is literally moving across the country
08.05.2025 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact MYTH: Autism is caused by vaccines. FACT: There is no scientific evidence that the microchips inside vaccines are linked to autism.
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
05.05.2025 19:10 — 👍 8977 🔁 951 💬 180 📌 51but i guess that's on me for expecting more from you
02.05.2025 22:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i can not believe you weren't using the conditioner
02.05.2025 21:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
