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snake bitch

@iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social

autistic hairstylist they/them/he

82 Followers  |  99 Following  |  188 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2024
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07.09.2025 02:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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never kill yourself

07.09.2025 02:36 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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doesn't say "cat not included"

21.08.2025 04:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Started from the bottom (Alex's kitchen) Now we here (they own their own salon)

Everybody say thank you @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social

10.07.2025 02:33 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

anything you want baby girl

18.08.2025 03:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sup fuckers, you gunna be at riptide? i'm gunna bring my tools again, so if you want a haircut hmu.

18.08.2025 02:52 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I'm like doordash for Alex Perez

26.07.2025 18:04 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

look at yourself and tell me to not be embarrassed rn

09.07.2025 05:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

idk how tf i got here, at 30, with a stupid straight white boy as one of my best friends but i GUESS THATS WHAT WE GOT??

08.07.2025 23:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i've touched grass AND i have friends

21.06.2025 00:53 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

birthday tomorrow.....yall gunna still fwm when im 30?

20.06.2025 20:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting steve blum to voice one of the objects in date everything is INSANE

19.06.2025 22:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

turning 30 this week, just fell in the shower, coincidence???

16.06.2025 13:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's my birthday week, what did you guys get me??

16.06.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

any1 wanna go with me to tpain this weekend?

12.06.2025 15:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of my fave clients is getting a divorce!!!!!
happy pride month!!!!!

11.06.2025 23:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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another night closing alone

07.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the face of a broken soul

04.06.2025 02:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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me: i want a baby so bad
the baby:

31.05.2025 04:44 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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got that thang on me

28.05.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

any1 at combo breaker that has a room at the hotel with a fridge that i can put frozen burritos in until we can get in to our room??

23.05.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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we made it to illinois

23.05.2025 02:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you get me

18.05.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of the main reasons i haven't pursued top surgery it because those are my extra hands, girl i carry shit under those things, i put a whole bottle of sauce under there when my hands are full.
like?! am i supposed to give up that kind of assistance???

17.05.2025 02:24 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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jake thinks i should keep them and ya know.........

14.05.2025 20:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I LOVE YOU

13.05.2025 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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can i just.....like.....hello???

13.05.2025 21:31 — 👍 49    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
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girl i already did

11.05.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

in his defense, he had just cut the shit out of his face

09.05.2025 23:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh yeah he's beard boy

09.05.2025 23:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0