...Boaty! That poor thing! I haven't been thinking straight lately, I'm sorry!
12.08.2025 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@teakettleii.bsky.social
Tea Kettle (Inanimate Insanity) Head chef of Reality Restaurant. Feel free to ask for help or say anything on your mind! parody acct// main is @mintykiwi.bsky.social
...Boaty! That poor thing! I haven't been thinking straight lately, I'm sorry!
12.08.2025 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The boat? You mean that thing that crashed into Invitational Island?
12.08.2025 19:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sounds fun!
12.08.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I haven't had the time to post for a while but I've been doing better. I can't reach Flower to talk to her about what happened, but the crack in my side is barely noticeable now.
I just wanted to say I'm excited for Bonesaw as well as everyone else competing in II IV!
//i assumed that was it but it's still so funny that it looks like they scribbled over her with sharpie bc she took away their ds or something hjbknlhmjk;,
05.08.2025 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0//whys tk scribbled out like shes an ex π
05.08.2025 13:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0//i can change that.
28.07.2025 21:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good! Happy for you two!
26.07.2025 12:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baseball... thank you for helping me... I'm resting today. Do you know if Flower and the twins are all right?
25.07.2025 19:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello, Flower! I was just about to read to the twins. You should say hi, they missed you!
24.07.2025 01:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Visited the twins today... Flower is coming over soon.
22.07.2025 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good! keep doing that!
22.07.2025 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you need a map? I can DM you...
22.07.2025 16:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just wanted you to feel like you had potential, like if you just had time to grow you could learn everything they expected from you.
I'm sorry, Baseling. I didn't realize you could accept yourself the way you are right now.
Because I was designed to be a caretaker from the day I was made. I know that's not an excuse! Almost everyone here was programmed into a role, and they're all trying to be something more. It's just... it's hard to explain.
22.07.2025 12:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Of course! I didn't mean to discredit anything you were doing!
21.07.2025 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0//i know tk sometimes incorporates hebrew or yiddish into her speech, i would actually love to do that but i don't want it to sound wrong or stilted πππ i used to study hebrew but i gave up and i feelhorrible about it i dont remember anything
21.07.2025 09:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even if he's not a child, nobody can learn everything in just three months.
21.07.2025 09:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think it's good to give him a break, but I won't give up hope! Students don't learn K-12 classes all in one sitting, it takes, well, 12 years!
Maybe it's just going to take a few years to teach Baseling everything too.
It's the second twin she's worried about. Their body rejected almost everything she tried to graft to it.
She managed to attach something to keep them stable, but hopefully it's only temporary.
I was surprised, she knew more about plants than I expected.
20.07.2025 22:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The first twin responded well, she said. Their stem had the best connection to the pair of legs they shared, so they kept them after the separation. Most of the damage didn't get past the epidermal tissue so it wasn't too hard to fix.
20.07.2025 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Salt spent a lot of time with them, she used plant grafting techniques in her procedures and collected stems and branches from similar species.
20.07.2025 22:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I haven't been able to visit the twins today, but Salt has been giving me updates. (Flower said their names were Forrest and Leafy Jr. but didn't specify which one is which.)
20.07.2025 22:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You do chores around the house? You're so kind! Sure, I would watch.
20.07.2025 17:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy cloneversery, Baseling! I'm so proud of how much you've grown! π€
20.07.2025 13:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No! It's not!
Please, come over to see them and we can talk everything out!
Flower, I'm so sorry. If you want to know, I'll tell you.
When we found them, they were drowning and their stems were damaged by the seawater. Salt was so sure one of them was going to die that she performed emergency separation surgery.
But they *are* alive, Flower. Both of them. I promise you.
Good morning, Lightbulb! βΊοΈ
19.07.2025 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0