#rootporn

Inside nose zits are the worst

You’re giving this whole body with no instruction manual and told to keep it running. Then you find out every single body is a unique model and can break down for virtually any reason. 😒

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#gobirds

Share Reggie and absolutely nothing will happen but more people seeing Reggie and why would you want to deny people the chance to see greatness.

What global economy did for me today: having my phone call to the front desk at the hotel outsourced and having to give my booking info and security question answer to confirm my late check out because my “room number wasn’t enough”.

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Only thing that’s impressed me at @harrahs.bsky.social

Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.

I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.

Mmm that sweet stuff #adhd #neurodivergent

A Jan. 6 defendant tells NPR why she turned down Trump's pardon Pamela Hemphill, who pleaded guilty to a single misdemeanor charge and spent 60 days behind bars for her role in the Capitol riots, says she no longer believes the lies President Trump promoted.

Pamela Hemphill, who pleaded guilty to a single misdemeanor charge and spent 60 days behind bars for her role in the Capitol riots, says she no longer believes the lies President Trump promoted.

What era is Gritty’s favorite?

I just did this bend over the roller yoga thing and it made my back pop and hiss in a way that is both heavenly and making me acutely aware of my age.

#monstera #newleaf #indoorgardening 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I’ve read this ten times and each time it gets more and more like one of the monologue in that “Shia Leboeuf” song.

Tweet by Aaron Lund, "Tulsi Gabbard and her staff tried their best to obfuscate the identities of regime figures she met in Syria but then accidentally left all the details in a publicly accessible Google doc."

who could be more suited for the role of Director of National Intelligence than such a master of Opsec

This is a great podcast 10/10 recommend

two men are sitting on the porch of a brick house and one of them is saying watch this ALT: two men are sitting on the porch of a brick house and one of them is saying watch this

If my small town was a person:

Sure could a sidekick like you in these dystopian times. Miss you forever.

but in the meantime, fucking let the trans girl with stubble work front of house, and tell anyone who complains to fix their hearts or die.

alright you wanna know how to support trans people?

hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.

Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.

We failed to stop the rise of fascism. What comes next? How to navigate the future without a map.

We failed to stop fascism's rise. Now it's dancing about on the White House lawn. I don't know how to fix all this but I do know that the shit we've been doing won't get us out of this one.

shatterzone.substack.com/p/we-failed-...

#inspirational #blessed #taxidermy #shrimpheavan #eagles #SuperBowl

So far it’s 6 episodes in and it’s been …. Oh Anthony Rapp! Oh shit! Rainn Wilson! Damn! Wilson Cruz! And I’ve missed every plot point because #adhd 😂🤦
#startrekdiscovery
Debating star over/ push through and figure it out

It’s snowing. I’ll spend the day dissociating and watching Star Trek.

Oprah continues to have the most sympathetic backstory of any BTB subject, and Robert walks Bridget and Andrew through how she turned it all around. @iwriteok.bsky.social @bridgettodd.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-two-is-oprah-winfrey-a-258290604/

Oprah continues to have the most sympathetic backstory of any BTB subject, and Robert walks Bridget and Andrew through how she turned it all around.

@iwriteok.bsky.social @bridgettodd.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

David Lynch was never an artist I particularly clicked with, but I still feel a massive sense of loss. It is a terrible thing when someone so creative, who brought so much light to so many, leaves this world.

I've always been a believer in returning your shopping cart as a minimal duty we owe each other in polite society. But if your carts have those anti-theft things that lock the wheels randomly while we are still in the parking lot I will drag the fucker to my car and leave it there