Cthuloso

This design fucking peaks.

September, a month known for things happening

What is Cole's law?

You are made of mushroom food.

The Grabbatron XT3

I owe nothing to no one. My gender identity is my own circus, and by God I'm juggling.

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Ok, but how do you *know* that the ability to stick stuff up your ass wasn't a key factor in the evolutionary survival of early humans?

Bagnitudes.

It's fucked up how there's two TV show hosts called Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon and I couldn't tell who's who if you put a gun to my head

So, is he dead?

Family Guy ass establishment

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have dangerously toxic fish to avoid

What is the consistency of this heart, if I may ask?

Taking half an adderall and doing a once-over and making some estimations at Books-A-Million because I don't care *that* much

Roses are red
Violets I'll pick
Her rich skin is smooth
As the bellend of a dick

Can't believe Laura Loomer would say this

Right-wing Twitter rn:

Another day, another AAVE word every white kid starts using incorrectly at the same time

I don't remember ANYTHING about this movie except in the trailer some gangster comes up to the robot and is like "YO THIS IS HOW YOU SHOOT A MOTHAFUCKIN GUN" and whenever I remember that I laugh my ass off

He was the tower

Me listening to [insert your favorite artist here and act appropriately offended]

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"What the fuck is Christmas?"

Me when I'm about to ask a pressing question but the imp makes me feel like I'm burning in hell using his mind waves again

I have the kind of autism that makes me be way into Mega Man despite not having fully played any of the games

Thanks! (takes your finger)