Still from the Simpsons. Homer standing up at the family table and pointing to the distance. Homer: You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
Gen Z be like
24.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 281 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 1
Still from the Simpsons. Homer standing up at the family table and pointing to the distance. Homer: You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
Gen Z be like
24.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 281 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 1This may be a sign to finally do another rewatch myself
24.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Judy Garland’s lesser known sibling, Trudy Tinsel
21.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 94 🔁 3 💬 9 📌 2Thank god I bought a big heated blanket this weekend
22.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sad hobo clown on a stoop
clowning around
22.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
good night
20.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0One of the best Jeopardy! moments I’ve ever seen. I’d be honored to play the game as well as this queen
14.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday!!! 🎂🎈🎉
11.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, actually same here 🥡
08.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My annual tradition 💘
Happy 2nd wedding anniversary to me and my man 👬
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
05.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 4072 🔁 990 💬 2 📌 0
Miss Piggy and Sabrina Carpenter
I'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets
04.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 4649 🔁 679 💬 27 📌 32Lemme see your bush
30.01.2026 00:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0never met a text i couldn’t 🫡
26.01.2026 03:20 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Popup gay bar takeover in south Philly
25.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Snow storm bar cat ❄️ 🐈⬛
25.01.2026 18:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Took a stroll in the snow, then my husband and I helped shovel out our whole side of the block. The universe rewards us by having our fave local bartender open our spot an hour early to just us for drinks. My heart is snowy and happy 💜
25.01.2026 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I’m caged, and you’re plugged…. Then who’s flying the plane???
24.01.2026 15:20 — 👍 281 🔁 17 💬 8 📌 4I’ll (weirdly) be attending a high level financial advisor shindig tonight. Me and my husband are both hoping I charm a nice rich man for us
22.01.2026 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you see this, share your smash bros mains
22.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May fuck around and install some eye hooks and carabiners to my basement ceiling tonight…for reasons and things
21.01.2026 22:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I may be high at this moment but follow me…this mfer brought a lot of joy into this world, but kicked off so many worse problems
18.01.2026 06:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Send good vibes my way please! Been sending out a number of job applications, trying to depart from my current gig sooner than later
13.01.2026 16:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The princess may be in a different castle, but I see Bowsers at the cottage
13.01.2026 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is National Kiss a Ginger Day, so everyone go smooch your ginger homies
12.01.2026 14:54 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 17My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
10.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 2543 🔁 290 💬 81 📌 16
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11.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 1051 🔁 89 💬 21 📌 19
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