Skeletired

Noem getting fired should remind all his other lackeys that as well as you follow the plans of Trump and Steven Miller as soon as it gets him in trouble he'll cut you off

Kristi Noem was the outer layer of a corrupt onion and her replacement will continue to protect Stephen Miller & Donald Trump.

The head of DHS is Stephen Miller.

$3/day per American. $90/month per American. If you're reading this, you're spending more on the Iran war than your phone bill.

The conspiracy theorist in me wonders if the questions about an anonymous contractor getting millions from DHS were too close for Trump. What's his connection to that mystery deal? What was his cut?

I’ve spent years, decades, obsessing over the Bush Administration’s Iraq WMD lies, writing about them, debunking them.

I can think of no lie about Iraq WMDs told by Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld et al that comes even close to the enormity and absurdity of this lie from Donald Trump.

We're doing a crusade, pass the raw bear tongue!

he's still special to her

The Ice Witch still has the millions of dollars she grifted, AND she gets to be a paid envoy to some other thing they are doing later this year. Even when karma hits these people they are still swimming in dirty money.

wtf is a Special Envoy

a baby groot is sitting on a pile of boxes ALT: a baby groot is sitting on a pile of boxes

When can we use the guillotines?

NEW: A judge ordered the US government to refund Trump's illegally collected tariffs.

It was theft in broad daylight.

I'm pushing Donald Trump to give the American people their money back.

if you're feeling guilty about being less productive at work every time Trump is president, please know that it's a real psychological trauma thing and you're not alone and it's not your fault

What is this guy's oral necropsy fixation? It's always about dead stuff and eating things. Only he would jerk off to the idea of celebrating war with food. It's fucken WEIRD

This guy has some unresolved childhood trauma.

she was doing this shit in South Dakota years before she became the the Ice Witch

Jesus walks into a bar. The bartender points at the TV and says "you wanna watch the ballgame, Wheel of Fortune, or Trump's big speech?" Jesus laughs. The bartender says "what's so funny?" Jesus says מה לעזאזל זה משחק כדור

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when an elected Republican might torsion fracture your arm bones.

Ted Lieu to Kristi Noem: “I just showed you a video with ICE officers at a school drop-off location — your refusal to commit to stopping these operations at or near schools & drop-off locations is why you're failing — so I'm going to show you this video that encapsulates why you're failing”

This timeline can't give us one whole good pure day, which is why when Donald Trump finally passes away you know the universe is gonna take like Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman the same day

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is like watching a train go by and looking at the graffiti

does Animaniacs count

When's the last time you saw Trump with normal people asking them what they think of things? Has he ever? The Republicans have stopped even trying to appear to be that kind of administration. It's full boot on throat mode.

Can we fuck up their polling places too? Oh that's right, only the GOP can do that.

The rehearsed non-answer to this was clearly for her to say "you're peddling tabloid garbage" because she just keeps repeating that.

Do interceptors actually cost $20M or does like $17.5M of that go into "research" (contractor wallet)

a giant purple RAMBONE

BREAKING: Babe, wake up. New war just dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...

Bonus points to any military troops who can leak photos of whatever religious garbage they are writing on the missile heads because you know they're doing that