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Need 3 men ages 60-70 to be in my next band. This is not a joke. You'll get paid if we make money. Should probably bring your own instruments. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this three times before.

Essential Releases, February 27, 2026 Experimental EBM, indie, metal, and more.

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If you ask the librarian in a library where the research section is, they're saying this to you.

If you ask your friend their address they're gonna hit you with one of these.

If you ask yourself "now if I were my keys where would I be" you're gonna say this to yourself.

15 years ago normies thought this was what non-radio music discussion was like. Now all of adult society is just basically this image at this point, except for music.

I Am Once Again Listening to "Floral Shoppe" by Hit Multimedia Vaporwave Recording Artist Macintosh Plus aka Vektroid

Oh babee i'm getting in on the ground floor

They wouldn't take me

To just put this in perspective: We americans don't even switch from ENGLISH to English to repeat ourselves for someone who's hard of hearing. We just sigh VERY loudly, curl our lip in disgust like the other person pulled their dick out drunkenly at a taco bell, and icily seethe, "never mind".

it's actually rly fucked up and irresponsible that nobody told elliot alderson and mr robot to just make an onlyfans together

It's actually rly fucked up and irresponsible that marge didn't tell gaear grimsrud he could've just made an onlyfans

It's actually rly fucked up and irresponsible that dr melfi didn't tell tony soprano to just make an onlyfans

This looks like when I did too much dxm and-- wait I already told you this story

(Laughs bitterly, shakes head)

Rick, I want you to tell me. In front of the womenfolk. In front of Carl.

Would YOU "leave behind" YOUR creepy neighbor who threatened to report your ex to ICE whenever she would come by to ask for her Smiling Friends bong back?

Huh. Suddenly you don't want to talk.

Ay lemme tell u sumn Rick.

NO i cant just "leave behind" my transphobic grandpa! NO i cant just "not play" my imported CD of Pepsiman on my custom built portable PSX!!

(Rubs back of head)

Listen man. You ever had poutine?

No?

ME NEITHER! But I just GOOGLED it, and it looks fucking GROSS, Rick!

"Waaaaa Ben, we can't just nail shit to the door to keep the zombies out, we're too good to get our hands dirty! Don't you understand, we need to sit here and figure out what slurs americans are allowed to call people online first down to 100% accuracy first before--" nope! Grab a mf plank!

Jesus fuck it makes me so mad. "Oh waaaa Ripley, we can't throw the alien out the airlock, what if my MTG cards or my good weed or my anime dvd collection i never touch or my hitachi wand or my annoying family members that treat me like shit fly out into space with it?" Ooooo if you don't--

Get your fucking comfort loving ass to Canada right now before the 3pg from the script for Civil War that haven't come true drop to 0 and they have to remake the damn thing already. Leave your switch 2 & your bong. They got em there. It was good enough for all our ancestors 100 years ago, wasn't it?

You - yes, you, YOU, probably one of the people I know and love and am risking pissing off with this post - aren't too good to give up creature comforts, or to couch surf. YOU. I love you and I'm still willing to say that to you. Imagine what type of shit I say to people I DON'T love!

I'm 90% not joking, but I'm also 100% not joking. I mean sure, at this point, every day you wait it gets a little harder every day. But at least don't trip over yourself at running speed trying to find increasingly narrow hypothetical reasons to shoot the idea down.

They said this very righteously to me, the guy who packed up everything i had in 1 bag and took an amtrak there and lived there for a year undocumented with 0 challenges. When i say 0, i mean, motherfucker, when quebecois people see you don't speak French, THEY SWITCH TO ENGLISH FOR YOU.

The answer i get every time from people who've never been outside the usa is that I'm a fucking idiot and I don't understand that it's 100% impossible for anyone to just pack up and leave their loved ones and funko pops to live in such a different and intolerant country as Canada.

I've gotten into pitched arguments with multiple people who i love and respect deeply (they are on here and know who they are) for advocating that they at least CONSIDER doing what clutch said we should've all done 21 fucking years ago. They even fucking break it down for us step by step!!!

I am pretty sure he did

*mario voice* yakub!

I think it's literally the same guy for most of em

This will actually be the one that gets me blacklisted so wish me luck

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Due to my poorly thought out tweets 1 hour ago I am no longer partnering with uniqlo to release an exclusive limited edition of 100 collection of deluxe extra small Exer Erb t shirts for 90lbs ozempic brooklynites

Because I said all this i will no longer be allowed to join the cast of the beloved indie horror comedy Semen Stealers Vol. 4 in 2027 (also because I was not born shiny and chrome on the long island land mass)