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Guy LeDouche

@drbootyquiver.bsky.social

I’m so high, me and god dappin’

290 Followers  |  530 Following  |  443 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.2703

Latest posts by drbootyquiver.bsky.social on Bluesky

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a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game . ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game .
08.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a door with a blurred background ALT: a close up of a door with a blurred background
08.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is Jersey Mikes trash?! WHAT DID HE DO???

08.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hate everything about it in a vacuum but it definitely plays

07.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have no frame of reference here, JD. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…

05.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Greatest headers of all time:
2. Big Dan - today
1. Big Dan - Carabao last year

That’s the list.

05.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope it was for wearing those sunglasses

05.11.2025 05:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Buccaneers may have hit jackpot with standout rookie Tampa Bay Buccaneers have had an absolute star in first-round wide receiver Emeka Egbuka, who is a leading Offensive Rookie of the Year candidate. They've also

EXCUSE ME

www.si.com/nfl/buccanee...

05.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Median voter probably has no idea what kind of boats are actually being struck

02.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rejected Lyrics to HBO’s Succession Theme
YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe Rejected Lyrics to HBO’s Succession Theme

Agree to disagree.

youtu.be/e-6K2CjJ6dk?...

31.10.2025 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every day he writes a new page of a good playbook that would be much better executed by Pritzker.

29.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a car with his mouth open and the word actually above him ALT: a man in a car with his mouth open and the word actually above him
12.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’ll all have a domestic version of Argentina where they can escape unbothered if not celebrated and I assure you this place will be Frisco, TX.

02.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop chasing Ganesh! You’re just gonna get more wrath!

02.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎵Feed my eyes
Can you sew them shut?🎶

02.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for covering the ponies!

01.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow got me good. I think Bad Bunny is fine. It’s your obsession with everything being racist that’s fucking pathetic.

29.09.2025 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can someone use a vomit emoji if they don’t like a white person’s music? Asian music?

29.09.2025 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Not allowed to not like someone’s music anymore?

29.09.2025 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man taking a shower with the words sobbing uncontrollably written below him ALT: a man taking a shower with the words sobbing uncontrollably written below him
28.09.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a basketball player with a towel around his neck looks to the side ALT: a basketball player with a towel around his neck looks to the side

Like everything worth doing, it’s all about the process.

22.09.2025 14:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What kind of absolute nerd won’t eat ice cream in sub 80 degree weather?!

22.09.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not remotely

21.09.2025 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I have a 5 year old so canceling Disney is off the table but would love to ditch espn app if anyone can give some recs on good apps for score tracking that aren’t owned by scum.

19.09.2025 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My perpetual message to Sonny Dykes: have you ever considered not being a fat baby?

18.09.2025 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also if you want to get G and D food slammed together in one place, you oughta take a trip to Houston.

17.09.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If G extended north just a bit and caught Barcelona, it would stuff D in a locker.

17.09.2025 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing a white glove is scooping crawfish from a bucket ALT: a man wearing a white glove is scooping crawfish from a bucket

Most important seafood in G grows in ponds and lakes

17.09.2025 13:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both incredibly punchable

17.09.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Kramer partying

Kramer partying

Throw it in the oven at 10am and make a whole day out of it.

17.09.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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