@drbootyquiver.bsky.social
I’m so high, me and god dappin’
Why is Jersey Mikes trash?! WHAT DID HE DO???
08.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Hate everything about it in a vacuum but it definitely plays
07.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You have no frame of reference here, JD. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…
05.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greatest headers of all time:
2. Big Dan - today
1. Big Dan - Carabao last year
That’s the list.
I hope it was for wearing those sunglasses
05.11.2025 05:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0EXCUSE ME
www.si.com/nfl/buccanee...
Median voter probably has no idea what kind of boats are actually being struck
02.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree to disagree.
youtu.be/e-6K2CjJ6dk?...
Every day he writes a new page of a good playbook that would be much better executed by Pritzker.
29.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They’ll all have a domestic version of Argentina where they can escape unbothered if not celebrated and I assure you this place will be Frisco, TX.
02.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop chasing Ganesh! You’re just gonna get more wrath!
02.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎵Feed my eyes
Can you sew them shut?🎶
Thanks for covering the ponies!
01.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow got me good. I think Bad Bunny is fine. It’s your obsession with everything being racist that’s fucking pathetic.
29.09.2025 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can someone use a vomit emoji if they don’t like a white person’s music? Asian music?
29.09.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Not allowed to not like someone’s music anymore?
29.09.2025 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What kind of absolute nerd won’t eat ice cream in sub 80 degree weather?!
22.09.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not remotely
21.09.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I have a 5 year old so canceling Disney is off the table but would love to ditch espn app if anyone can give some recs on good apps for score tracking that aren’t owned by scum.
19.09.2025 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My perpetual message to Sonny Dykes: have you ever considered not being a fat baby?
18.09.2025 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also if you want to get G and D food slammed together in one place, you oughta take a trip to Houston.
17.09.2025 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If G extended north just a bit and caught Barcelona, it would stuff D in a locker.
17.09.2025 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Both incredibly punchable
17.09.2025 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kramer partying
Throw it in the oven at 10am and make a whole day out of it.
17.09.2025 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0