Queso🧀🛸👽🐍

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such a good fun campy movie

i only just now had the thought (realization?) that my lack of adhd meds is probably the reason for me being horny all time.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Tasha Yar, Riker, and Data stand outside with some greenery in the background, a questionably perfect blue sky backdrop, and lots of fog. Yar and Riker have a defensive posture holding phaser pistols, Data is staring at his phone. (It's a tricorder). Closed caption reads, "Spooky " 👻

Will you join the Queen for a bath on her Birthday?

#saintsrow

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what do you mean? this is perfection

Portrait illustration of Papa Emeritus III (AKA Terzo) from the band Ghost

An aggressive bisexual man needs aggressively bisexual lighting #art #fanart #ghostfanart #thebandghost

can’t wait to see what you can do! so far i’ve been able to do some clapping 👅 👅

love it! have had mine split since October 8th! that first week was wild but VERY worth it. you got this!

sorry I've just been like really horny for the last two decades I don't know how to make it stop

good. trump next. hope they all retire to a grave soon. or like a dumpster or something.

now i got a fuckin split tongue babyyyyyy let’s go

ignore “to”

🐍👅 stitches are OUT!

now i need to learn how to do cool shit with my to tongues 👀

cool so proof? or just random nazi bullshit?

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

"who would win goku or superman" sorry they both get rolled up in the katamari you both lose

3/3 the dream kept switching perspectives between attic creature and me and dude.

i then woke up lol.

2/3 attic was nice and huge and empty, so i gave the all clear. then something’s head came down from the attic, saw us, and went back up. hand came down, then the perspective switched to the attic and it showed whoever was in there was doing the same: checking to see if the house was clear.

1/3 had a dream that was p cray, but can only remember the part where some dude was driving around this one-wheel R/C car thing that’s just a big wheel with a camera, like a drone. dude was driving it around, then we found an abandoned house to drive it around in. too much junk, so checked the attic

split tongue, day 3. i am a drool factory 🤤 #tongue #tonguesplit #drool

Me over-explaining everything because my autistic ass is terrified of being misunderstood and it really triggers me 🤝🏻 me hating every second of over-explaining because my autistic ass is also terrified that it’ll make people think I’m lying

DAY 2 #tonguesplit #bifurcatedtongue #bodymod

black and white selfie of Queso, with his newly-split tongue hanging out of his mouth

got my tongue split / bifurcated? DAY 1
#tongue #tonguesplit #bodymod

it really does, @saucylark.bsky.social! 🥰💦

one week until i get my tongue split / bifurcated!!!

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i thought this was butter for a sec

Jenna Ortega

same
i’m just an honorary member tho