Thaddeus Crews

Shoutouts to the bsky mod team for continually banning progressive voices without explanation, leading to ~24 hours where everyone calls them out for being dumbasses until they're inevitably reinstated. It's strange they've made that a routine, but it gives me someone new to follow every week or so

Get tricked, idiot

Damn, that's a real pain in the neck

Absolutely heinous.

I started looking up location hints once I got to ~90% completion; I very well could've spent much longer otherwise

On one hand, the price-to-content discussion surrounding games lends itself to toxic derailment far too easily, and as such should be exercised with extreme caution

On the other hand, it can't be overstated how INSANE a launch price of $20 is for a product of this quantity and quality. Buy Silksong

Yoshi always looked like this

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

Don't worry, the bike will be a Switch 2 exclusive

Team Cherry cackling maniacally as they made Blighttown, immediately followed by ANOTHER BLIGHTTOWN

By all accounts that was a fine direct, but it was EXTREMELY front-loaded. That last third really took away the wind under my sails so I don't feel like gushing over anything in particular

The VC I'm in went dead-silent when Fire Emblem was the last announcement

I mean, that'd be better; at least I'd OWN the game

wait

RE9 announcement is neat I guess, but a really odd note to have as the penultimate announcement

OH BUT ARCEUS COULDN'T GET DLC, I'M MIFFED

Does this count as a farming sim

Oh yeah, I skipped over the Metroidcycle because I was stunned speechless. I'll just say if Akira Sliding into Mad Max enemies is a Switch 2 Exclusive, that'd be VERY funny

I'm really happy they're doing more with Void Kong in the Bananza DLC; him and Void Co were too good to be left in the du- COMING TODAY?

"Re-release the Virtual Boy, these idiots will buy anything" - A very correct executive

Well now I HAVE to buy the expansion pack

The one and only context an announcement of an announcement is acceptable

Please, for the love of god, DO NOT be a cloud game

I don't know why I'm concerned about this with a Switch 2 exclusive, but I've been hurt one too many times

A bit of an underwhelming showing for Tomodachi so far, but I see this getting a dedicated trailer early 2026 so I'll let it slide

No Mario Maker 3 is a shock, but I'll accept this

Okay, that's adorable

Prop hunt in Mario Wonder, why not

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BABY WALUIGI LMAOOOOOOO

Galaxy 1 getting new storybook pages is unironically good to a point that I completely forgot whatever ironic post I was gonna originally make

It's you… I thought we sealed you…

Oh cool, non-game news. The worst parts of E3 presentations never truly died