Abel

Today is international men’s day, but nobody is going to say anything about it until international women’s day next year and complain “wHy Is ThErE nO iNtErNaTiOnAl MeN’s DaY??¿?”

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

USMNT vs Uruguay tonight

Every problem in life can be fixed by switching to a back 3

#USMNT

JOE GOLDSTEIN WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS.

#RBNY II are MLS Next Pro Cup Champions

Congrats RBNYII. The future looks bright

#RBNY #MLS #MLSNEXT

From a USMNT perspective, this Miami vs Nashville game simply can’t grab my interest. Not a single American in either team’s front 6

#MLS #USMNT

This guy’s not going to the World Cup.

Updated #USMNT roster after the October camp

CAPE VERDE, POPULATION 560,000, QUALIFY FOR A FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP 🇨🇻

The second-smallest nation ever to achieve that feat. Every US state has a bigger population, yet the Blue Sharks are on their way to football's big dance. Astonishing and inspiring 🦈

New Caledonia 🇳🇨 with a huge win abroad

love to have NWSL's broadcast partner CBS running a whole CarMax ad during a player substitution and proceed to miss an entire goal by KC Current

absolute amateur hour

Every time I watch track and field, I wonder if it’s too late for me to become a world class athlete 🤪

Unfortunately, we are not going anywhere with Pochettino at the helm.

#USMNT

Colorado just lost to two of the worst teams in MLS yet I’m supposed to believe Paxten made the right decision in leaving Frankfurt?

#MLS #USMNT

I suggest we sign Joao Pedro back in January. Where’s my agent’s bonus?

#CFC

simply put, we ain’t ever gonna make it

I’ll be actively rooting for the LA Galaxy tonight and it makes me sick. See what you made me do, Colorado?

#MLS

Whatever the opposite of a Eurosnob is, I dislike them more

#USMNT

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We are never gonna make it

A transfer hasn’t pissed me off this much since Juan Mata to Man United

Paxten to Colorado is the worst USMNT-related transfer of the year.

Nobody can tell me otherwise.

I need to get Blessed Rain After the Drought’d

This would be one of the worst moves in American soccer history

Palmer had his best game this calendar year against PSG, playing from the right with an overlapping fullback. That was fun wasn't it?

Straight back to the gulag.

My 100% accurate, totally correct 2025-26 Premier League predictions

#PL

“The very reason I have anxiety is because I have a body.”

AT THE DEATH