Auntie Deaconess royalholimess

Right! It's getting real. Teen years right around the corner.

28.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These Girl Scouts need to go back inside. I'm tired of being fat.

28.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like I need to say "congratulations" and I don't know why. 😂

28.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

8??? How old is your daughter? My God! 😂 I can't believe it's been that long.

28.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Need to find this for my mama. She speeds though, so no one would get close enough to read it.

28.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait! The baby ain't a baby no more!

28.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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I just came over here to see if the mens was caping for 50 like they doing on the other apps.

28.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what’s the “cluster” ring of dresses?

High-low dresses. Life is hard enough without you having on a mullet dress

02.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 22 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 5

Omg! 😂

03.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll suffer by myself but I’m not suffering with a man. If I’m giving up cooch at my lowest I’m charging for it.

26.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'm screaming! I hate her & them teef.

26.01.2026 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This snow ain't budging but Lord I'm grateful that we still have water, electricity, and wi-fi. 🙌🏾

26.01.2026 05:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤭🤭🤭

26.01.2026 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love a Nene gif. I guess I can start watching RHOA again.

25.01.2026 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Are y'all on Threads? Baby, that's a good time! www.threads.com/@ingrid.ifl

25.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! 😘

25.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!

25.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today is my birthday & my mama is on FB posting every picture of me she has in her photo gallery.

24.01.2026 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

These vaccines are turning me every which way but loose. It's day 4 of side effects. 😩

17.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Black Women Turn to One Another as Their Career Paths Suddenly Recede

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/b...

17.01.2026 19:36 — 👍 338 🔁 86 💬 2 📌 11

My cousin and his many wives. Quality women at that. Yes, you know what I mean. 😂

15.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm so tickled

15.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not a Mulan reference 😂

14.01.2026 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Needed to see this post. I'll go ahead & add it to my watchlist.

14.01.2026 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hurry up with my car!

13.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not them in here listening to "Young Hearts Run Free"

13.01.2026 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another flat tire. One person in here sneezing like crazy, another one keeps clearing his throat. Jesus be some vitamin C.

13.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My psychiatrist was late for our appointment. Ma'am, you know I'm a donkey on the edge! Don't do this.

13.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which is why nobody got a Christmas card from me.

13.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lock him up too. I'm sick of it!

13.01.2026 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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