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Latest posts by guardianmc.bsky.social on Bluesky

"Two boulders in a wedding dress" is pretty much Elphelt. :P

24.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

23.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23083    ๐Ÿ” 4759    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 296    ๐Ÿ“Œ 210

I just want to put it out there that I would like a ban on the word "slop" and its usage to provide ineffable "critiques".

Read a book, improve your lexicon that way. Stop just regurgitating buzzwords from content creators with the knowledge of a potato and get your own opinions

23.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 431    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Just a reminder that cash works better than food donations. Food donations take up volunteer time to make sure you're not donating something inedible (happens far too often) and also food banks get better discounts so their money can go farther than yours can

21.10.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 248    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I absolutely cannot get over the use of the word "His" in the headline.

22.10.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd be funny if this were true but it's absolutely not and we absolutely do not need to retweet Zhao on this site too.

22.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: Trying to defend the acting in Japanese Drama and encourage more people to watch.

Japanese Drama:

22.10.2025 11:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Funniest thing I've seen in ages.
Context - Woman turned private detective is also being stalked by abusive ex. At dinner with fiance, he shows up and sends surprise cake. Fiance (not knowing who he is) sends him away for bothering her. (Cut a few bits). She later looks out the window...

*gasp*

15.10.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"Oh so there's no path to redemption?" Sure there is. Most paths to redemption don't run through the U.S. Senate, though. Go, live a good life. Farm oysters. Diminish and go into the East and be an always improving Graham Platner. Do not be a Senator. And remove that fucking tat.

22.10.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2439    ๐Ÿ” 385    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

I've been interested in this series but I really don't wanna touch anything Sunsoft from here on out, considering they're the parent company to this. I know, no ethical consumption and all that, but *man* there's some distance on that bridge.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellebr...

21.10.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read this in very old Johnny Cash's voice.

21.10.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*looks up context*

I'm sorry WHAT

21.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's Tuesday. You know what that means.

challonge.com/TNM34

21.10.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didnโ€™t have social media growing up, and thereโ€™s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didnโ€™t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and youโ€™ve got to live with it now. Thatโ€™s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, โ€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say itโ€™s because your dad was a fool. Donโ€™t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but Iโ€™m not now.โ€ Thereโ€™s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and thatโ€™s the very thing we preach against โ€” being a sheep. And thatโ€™s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didnโ€™t have social media growing up, and thereโ€™s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didnโ€™t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and youโ€™ve got to live with it now. Thatโ€™s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, โ€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say itโ€™s because your dad was a fool. Donโ€™t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but Iโ€™m not now.โ€ Thereโ€™s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and thatโ€™s the very thing we preach against โ€” being a sheep. And thatโ€™s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

21.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17572    ๐Ÿ” 4596    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 317

Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works

(15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

20.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10193    ๐Ÿ” 2670    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 178    ๐Ÿ“Œ 547

Are we talking about "strat" or "eat but"? :P

20.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This state is trending in a bad direction and has been for decades but the kids are, and have been, all right.

20.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

20.10.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14539    ๐Ÿ” 3775    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
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On Sunday, a DOJ whistleblower told 60 Minutes what the public has suspected for months now: The Trump administration told him to lie to a judge about รbrego Garcรญa. trib.al/TE5xu42

"Whatโ€™s to stop them if they decide they donโ€™t like you anymore? To say youโ€™re a criminal, youโ€™re a member of MS-13?"

20.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 393    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Snorunt in the way, hmmm mmmm

20.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Until there's a "turn off reposts from ____" option I'm gonna be unfollowing liberally. Like, post and share what you want, it's your account, but getting flashbang'd by lewd drawings of children on my living room PC isn't something I need.

19.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or UNO.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMO9...

19.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"oh this march is stupid it should have been a -" ok so do that.

"people wearing costumes are silly they should be-" stop talking and do whatever the end of that sentence is.

19.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The only thing less useful than a political action you think is useless is complaining on the internet about that action.

For fuck's sake, just do the thing you want to do! The people you're complaining about won't be convinced by your posts, but they might be convinced by your effective actions.

19.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 345    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like the Miyamoto quote was extremeeeely misinterpreted by the original source, so I deleted those posts

The point still stands that commercial distribution of classic games at scale is much harder than for film. But it sounds like that was not the substance of what he was talking about

19.10.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Why don't you just give me the wrong grail to drink from, while you're at it? ;_;

19.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coming up on the end of GBVSR and last game of the night will be Tekken 8. Donation drive to support our community member who fell on some hard times. Number of fun dono goals to hit still including @sabrrrroso.bsky.social slappin the shit out of someone, tap in. ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ

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19.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remind them to hab fum. :)

18.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

18.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1235    ๐Ÿ” 278    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

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