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@guardianmc.bsky.social

Big fan of Mystery tourneys. Generally tired.

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new reaction image just dropped #PokemonPokopia

05.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 209    🔁 30    💬 8    📌 3

...Butts.

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Never mind, looked it up and got my own cup o' Clorox. :P

05.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This thread is really good. All other things being equal I absolutely agree with it. Toothless criticism isn't criticism, it's cowardice. Have a perspective and write honestly from it, even if it's an acerbic or bitter perspective.

That said: I don't think all other things are equal right now?

05.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 173    🔁 48    💬 2    📌 1

...alright, I'll bite. What on God's green Earth is "consentroidvania" referring to and can you pass the cup of bleach afterward so I can remove the term from my brain?

05.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How to win in November

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I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

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I used to work in an arcade with TC1 and man oh man if I didn't have that whole opening memorized *before* that...

...it's time for the one-man army.

03.03.2026 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the finer joys in life is to shower Ikaruga with praise for being the absolutely perfect video game that it is, kicking back in your chair, and scrolling past the replies from the shmup snobs malding over it.

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The liberal justices call out the *rank* hypocrisy of their Republican colleagues on the Court

02.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 1934    🔁 526    💬 53    📌 13

I'm not "bad" at 3rd Strike. Can get rounds or games or even sets off of good players depending on the matchup. Beat players a tier or two above me in bracket, even with Elena and Twelve. Worse players aren't touching me.

I played Frankie3S once, CB2017 side bracket. Wasn't even the same game.

02.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is one of my all time favorite tweets and if you'll forgive me being a serious tennis nerd about it for a second, tennis is one of those sports where it's really difficult to overstate how many levels there are between you and the pros

(mini thread)

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Also the three tenants of playing in a mystery bracket:

02.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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@kilogramhours.bsky.social

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ff6

01.03.2026 08:35 — 👍 3942    🔁 1653    💬 18    📌 7

I'm glad people enjoy FFA Commander but I think it kinda sucks and if I want the same luck and politics of FFA Magic in general I'd rather just play Carcassonne.

02.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

This is the worst Wheel of Fortune "Before and After" puzzle ever. -_-

02.03.2026 17:13 — 👍 33    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
Haggar sandwiched between zero and Dante in marvel 3

Haggar sandwiched between zero and Dante in marvel 3

"You actually cried playing a video game?"

The game:

02.03.2026 15:12 — 👍 27    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1

Really loving my SEGA gaming journey. The system has a certain ge ne sis quoi.

02.03.2026 04:57 — 👍 50    🔁 6    💬 10    📌 0

I honestly think we're within a couple years of a reappraisal of the concept of Booth Babes.

No this isn't complimentary.

02.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With Pokemon, I brought a *ridiculously* low-tier team to a tournament (it had Beedrill) and won and got called a try-hard by a guy with Groudon on his team because I had a strategy. This is Goliath calling a slingshot unfair.

02.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think the issue is similar to one we had with Magic where someone can say "let's play for fun" while bringing a mana base costing $200+ and get pissed at someone (me) playing a $25 combo deck. It's all so subjective.

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my husband said if this hits a thousand likes i can go back and buy it

keep it up folks momma needs a new doormat

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