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@guardianmc.bsky.social

Big fan of Mystery tourneys. Generally tired.

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Haven't had caffeine since Saturday morning. Was cutting it down with this intention a couple weeks prior. Already going into withdrawal. I know the other side of this is way better, hope I see it.

@_@

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You heard "squawk" but the bird really said:

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β€œOh for Pete’s sake! Not my spleen!” Has to be my favourite translation of β€œahhhhhh” to date.

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Oh No For Pete's Sake! Not My Spleen! gottem. ggs

08.03.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Use It or Lose It"

08.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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newpaltzesports - Twitch First to Fund: NP Esports x Mid-Hudson Mayhem Fundraiser | TEKKEN 8, Street Fighter 6, and Mystery!

Mid Hudson Mayhem's partnered with SUNY New Paltz gaming club for a fundraiser bracket to benefit both clubs, tune in and check out some Tekken 8, Street Fighter 6 and mystery bracket action! #fgc πŸ’ͺπŸ•ΉοΈ
www.twitch.tv/newpaltzespo...

07.03.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Super L
Super Ratio
Super Fell-Off

07.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always get a little bit offended when Steam tells me "you've played 100+ games this year!" like 40 of those weren't played on my machines more by combobreaker attendees than by me.

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The word of the day is:
DICKTIM
(n.) A person who acts like a dick, then acts like a victim about it.
@thealphawomenclub

The word of the day is: DICKTIM (n.) A person who acts like a dick, then acts like a victim about it. @thealphawomenclub

Nicked off IG πŸ˜‚

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new reaction image just dropped #PokemonPokopia

05.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 717    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 10

...Butts.

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Never mind, looked it up and got my own cup o' Clorox. :P

05.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is really good. All other things being equal I absolutely agree with it. Toothless criticism isn't criticism, it's cowardice. Have a perspective and write honestly from it, even if it's an acerbic or bitter perspective.

That said: I don't think all other things are equal right now?

05.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

...alright, I'll bite. What on God's green Earth is "consentroidvania" referring to and can you pass the cup of bleach afterward so I can remove the term from my brain?

05.03.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

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I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

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I used to work in an arcade with TC1 and man oh man if I didn't have that whole opening memorized *before* that...

...it's time for the one-man army.

03.03.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the finer joys in life is to shower Ikaruga with praise for being the absolutely perfect video game that it is, kicking back in your chair, and scrolling past the replies from the shmup snobs malding over it.

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The liberal justices call out the *rank* hypocrisy of their Republican colleagues on the Court

02.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1937    πŸ” 525    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 13

I'm not "bad" at 3rd Strike. Can get rounds or games or even sets off of good players depending on the matchup. Beat players a tier or two above me in bracket, even with Elena and Twelve. Worse players aren't touching me.

I played Frankie3S once, CB2017 side bracket. Wasn't even the same game.

02.03.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is one of my all time favorite tweets and if you'll forgive me being a serious tennis nerd about it for a second, tennis is one of those sports where it's really difficult to overstate how many levels there are between you and the pros

(mini thread)

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Also the three tenants of playing in a mystery bracket:

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@kilogramhours.bsky.social

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