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YouTube video by DVDFilmBonus Dragonslayer 1981 - Making of & Behind the Scenes

Dragonslayer (1981 film) - Making of & Behind the Scenes
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YouTube video by piercefilm productions THE THING 1982 miniature effects

John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) miniature effects
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Doesn't make sense that beef hotdogs are greasier than hotdogs made with chicken and pork. It's like buying 80/20 ground beef but the 80% is fat. Any greasier and I'd have had to drink the damn things.

The Moon should be armed with nuclear weapons so it can defend itself against Earth.

YouTube video by Leveldiamond52 The Reds - Hold On (Band of the Hand)

Band of the Hand (1986) is Michael Mann via Paul Michael Glaser, so there's a very Miami Vice feel about it, just not dialed up nearly that high. It's on Blu-ray, but there's not a decent quality trailer that I could find. This is the next best thing.

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YouTube video by SUPER FAN presents Electric Dreams 1984 - MOVIE TRAILER

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YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Official Trailer #1 - Christopher Lloyd Movie (1984) HD

Okay now surely I just overlooked this one. Maybe I don't understand the assignment.
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YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) Original Trailer [FHD]

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YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers Dead End Drive-In (1986) Original Trailer [HD]

Surprised you didn't have this one, but if so, I missed it.
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YouTube video by Boomer Channel Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984) | 80s Sci Fi Musical Spoof | Full Movie | Boomer Channel

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Gangsters in gas masks with heavy artillery versus sewer mutant revolutionaries or whatever really sucked me in, but like I said, best to keep your expectations at the level of the latter.

Steven Berkoff, Art Malik and some other guys in Clive Barker's Underworld (1985) aka Transmutations

It's been forty years and I don't recall the movie ever living up to the pictures like this one that appeared in Fangoria, but Clive Barker's Underworld aka Transmutations (1985) might be worth considering.

THE LAST STARFIGHTER (1984) screens in 35mm this coming Friday, August 8th, at 2:00pm. Tickets: buff.ly/hX45364

I'd totally forgotten that Hunter Schafer is trans, probably because at her age, I barely even know who she is.

Sydney Sweeney this, Sydney Sweeney that. Nothing but respect for MY blonde goddess (Kristen Johnston)

A beautiful Swan showing signs of distress. Paul Williams as Swan in Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Video Jack #1 Penciller: Keith Giffen Inker: David Hunt

Happy Video Jack Day to those who celebrate!

(Video Jack #1 on sale date: August 4, 1987)

Spend your 20s, 30s, and 40s eating nothing but hot dogs.
You'll save a fortune on food while simultaneously shaving years off of your life. With any luck, you'll be retired by 50 and dead by 55, with plenty of money left over to care for the cats you had instead of kids.

It's August 2025. The hottest take you can have on the Joker is to have no take at all on the Joker.

You fill a pot then wash your hands in the scalding water.
That's the only way to get them really clean.

If we're being generous, we could call those pot fillers.

Having an oven right there in the bedroom means it could always smell like fresh baked cookies, but with a bed that size, it must play hell trying to roast a turkey.

Almost makes me wish I'd applied myself more, so that I too could afford a kitchen toilet.

YouTube video by Piece of the Action "Show Me Sand The Floor" | The Karate Kid (1984)

"Villains are bad, actually."

FFS

Looks like I'm gonna be wax on wax offing accounts all week.
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I'm distracted by the lack of a fire in that fireplace and the choice to forego mood lighting in favor of BLINDING GLARE.

Here's how you light a fireplace scene.
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Movie poster for Sidewinder 1 (1977) starring Marjoe Gortner, Michael Parks, Susan Howard, and Alex Cord

Michael Parks - Blue LP 33 1/3 Vinyl Album

Marjoe Gortner - Bad But Not Evil LP 33 1/3 Vinyl Album

In a just world, not only would there be a Blu-ray of Sidewinder 1 (1977), it would include a commentary track where Marjoe Gortner and Michael Parks would spend part of the time talking about their recording careers.

I wish Bluesky had an automatic reciprocal block feature so that when I block an account, they also block me. That way I'd be doubly sure never to see their bullshit again or even be tempted to at some point in the future. Just block and burn every bridge.

Fortifying my Bluesky bubble, baby.