california kingsnake she is so cute
girl who loves to fart and poop
11.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0#postingthroughit
10.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is my vow
10.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0they can take my nipple hair but they'll never get my bush
10.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0watched my first ever ep of the L word yesterday and the 3 things i asked were "do they show boob" "do they eat ass" "do any of these girls ever get a gun"
10.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0one or two bourgeois dalliances to take the edge off
05.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0boobs hurting for the last week straight bc they know their days are numbered
03.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0plans cancelled last min on a day where i am already feeling weird
20.01.2026 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everything shower (clip nails, shave 18 chin hairs, earlobe massage, t shot)
17.01.2026 16:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1jojoba oil smells like beggin strips if im being honest
11.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0u have 1 guess (lnl deli)
23.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maurice!!
23.12.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every day i gather more insane intel about the small businesses of northampton massachusetts
23.12.2025 18:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0today ambiently in umass dining hall.. tomorrow... who knows.......
18.12.2025 02:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there's nobody left in northampton to text when i hear karkalicious in a public place
18.12.2025 01:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0whole foods is the scariest place in the entire world. what do you mean pay with my palm
15.12.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my worms are pupating if anyone was wondering
04.12.2025 03:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0if you run into me in the grocery store that is my shadow self
01.12.2025 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0youtube video screenshot: restrained emo boy eats a cupcake
hanging out with my crush but im gonna be normal about it
20.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0@mollberry.bsky.social and i playing dead
19.11.2025 12:04 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0my friend of many years has cancer and it would mean a great deal to me if you helped him out
18.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0her cake on my carrot till my cream cheese
18.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
teens at the northampton train station are loudly discussing the "resale value"
of heirloom tomatoes...
did you also have to explain who miku is...
02.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0closing my cubicle door so nobody bothers me while i'm scrolling trisha paytas's instagram
22.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0kim kardashian is harvesting my luscious and prized mustache and bush hairs for her new skims line btw
15.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am the world's most alluring specimen for bicurious 40 year old men
11.10.2025 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so gorgeous hellie <3 have been thinking about her a lot today too. must've intercepted your brain waves
08.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am allowing satan to guide my hand in booking a last minute my chem tattoo this weekend
08.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0