Captain Lee calling me kiddo would fix me
17.04.2024 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Captain Lee calling me kiddo would fix me
17.04.2024 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0playing puffle roundup prepared me for doing dishes
31.03.2024 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0y'all think greek people don’t fuck with corelle?
28.12.2023 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so anxious about moving up in the ranks on Duolingo, what if someone kills me in retaliation?
28.09.2023 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0love to say someone is “a real class act”
08.08.2023 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no one on this train knows I’m listening to all 4 versions of the static shock theme song on repeat
28.07.2023 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0texting my friends to see if they want me to send a 30 second video of my cat drinking water
27.07.2023 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sick mise en place bro, shits gonna cook mad evenly
14.07.2023 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0accepting lush e-gift cards for the kosher edibles I sold in high school was such a slay
07.07.2023 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0park slope is abuzz
05.07.2023 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0blunt wraps are two dollars again, nature is healing
02.07.2023 13:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I get thicker and my crop tops stay the same size 🥰
02.07.2023 13:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everytime my house is clean I’m like damn I need someone outside of the household in this bitch immediately
01.07.2023 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the weight of it all be weighing
30.06.2023 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the shoved papers into backpack kid to keys at the bottom of their tote adult pipeline
30.06.2023 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0watching law and order with my tits out like dick wolf intended
30.06.2023 02:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0