liel

Captain Lee calling me kiddo would fix me

playing puffle roundup prepared me for doing dishes

y'all think greek people don’t fuck with corelle?

I’m so anxious about moving up in the ranks on Duolingo, what if someone kills me in retaliation?

love to say someone is “a real class act”

no one on this train knows I’m listening to all 4 versions of the static shock theme song on repeat

texting my friends to see if they want me to send a 30 second video of my cat drinking water

sick mise en place bro, shits gonna cook mad evenly

accepting lush e-gift cards for the kosher edibles I sold in high school was such a slay

park slope is abuzz

blunt wraps are two dollars again, nature is healing

I get thicker and my crop tops stay the same size 🥰

everytime my house is clean I’m like damn I need someone outside of the household in this bitch immediately

the weight of it all be weighing

the shoved papers into backpack kid to keys at the bottom of their tote adult pipeline

watching law and order with my tits out like dick wolf intended