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[spends less than the price of a movie ticket on a video game] this better entertain me for the rest of my life or i will be so mad

sentences are way too long! AI would never write something this long without at least 3 em-dashes

happy belated birthday @gloriaboboria.bsky.social !!

writing is thinking, drawing is thinking, telling stories is thinking.

i understand the earnest impulse to get rid of "the boring stuff", but even the boring stuff is thinking.

depriving yourself of time to think about things is sad, but depriving kids of time to think about things is just cruel.

kids on roblox are creating circles around this thing in less time, jeeeezus

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A normal cat doing normal things.

good shit, way to go!

now as a player-slash-target of toxicity, i'm fine with a heated player deciding they're done for the day rather than tilt-queuing and spreading the misery, but i imagine that is not what companies want, so they're probably looking for ways to retain

my guess is the timing is around 5-15 minutes, and the way to do that would be having non-comp gameplay modes or other things to do in engine available, like viewing cinematics or reading multimedia stories/comics/etc.

you know, that raises a really interesting question of where the sweet spot is for a heated player taking a break from queuing to avoid getting more and more tilted, and wanting to keep your retention numbers high.

every damn time!

my poor tomato keeps putting out fruit none of which is reaching the breaker stage because it's too hot! it sucks!

it's so depressing to look at the weather app everyday and see rain predictions later in the week just constantly vanish

it sucks so bad! I'm sorry

Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

oh yeah syril karn is exactly your type of guy. just a total weasel. bless him

that must be so heartbreaking for you. i hope the vet can help, and miga gets back to her tungus show-off self soon

Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something

hi hello!

One thing that doing creative work teaches you is that ideas are worth nothing. Anybody can have an idea. In a writers room you have to come up with a hundred ideas a day, and most of those don’t make the page. It’s the work of making something that gives it value. The patina of humanity.

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A reddish rabbit runs into the side of a grey-brown rabbig it was chasing

The grey-brown rabbit turns on the red one

the grey-brown rabbit lands a bite on the side of the reddish rabbit!

Something you might now know about Vancouver Island is that it is covered in feral cottontail rabbits. they are *everywhere*. and this morning i was witness to BUNNY VIOLENCE

clippy saying “oops! it looks like you’re confusing the personal with the systemic. would you like help?”

This isn't a list of jobs that A.I. can easily replace.

It's a list of jobs that techno fascists don't think are worthwhile or meaningful and that they want to eliminate.

They don't want humans to try to make sense of the world, they want us to believe whatever we're told.

whole lotta people on this site who didn't read amelia philabieldia books as a kid

It's Always Slomnibby In Philabieldia