Uncle Adam

Tell me again that MAGA immigration policies aren't racist

#Guantanamo #immigration #ICE This is really disturbing on so many levels

Remember when Jesse Watters said I'd become a woman if I voted for Harris?

It’s because it isn’t about life. It’s a fetus fetish

Prolife propaganda feeds on a misogyny that defies even the most self-aware evangelical voters.

Most of the Evangelical MAGA, as opposed to the billionaire MAGA, vote for one issue.
Abortion. That's it. Every other issue is either accidentally aligned or ignored. Trump could admit sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll & blame her in the statement, and they'd stand by him because of that issue.

Basically, the American electorate just performed the largest jury nullification in history. The statement was clear, even if it was closer than his supporters want to say.

They don't care what he did or to whom. He either didn't do it, or it's ok that he did it. Exactly how they treat their god.

Absolutely perfect.

With the White House "accidentally" removing the constitution from the website and Trump's Bible leaving out a bunch of amendments, I'm going to buy a hard copy for posterity. I suddenly have trust issues.

Introductions are warranted

Looks like the first clock alternative, Clapper, is unable to keep up with the traffic.

And it went down tonight

I should note, I've had a hard time keeping up. If you followed me here and knew me on TikTok, make sure I follow you back. I've had a lot of spam accounts looking to get into my pants.
That's where my wallet is.

I'll never understand how people accept this from congress

Clocks stopped at about 9:35 central US time tonight. So this is the part they don't show in dystopian movies.

How many eggs is Greenland going to cost us?

I can never pay attention to all the prompts when I call customer service. As soon as 1 isn't for me, I tune out until I realize it's over. Then I have to hang up and call back. Is it an ADHD thing?

Musk isn't eligible for the office for the same reason Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't.

Musk isn't eligible for the office since he wasn't born a citizen.

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Developing: Pennsylvania Burger King chains have updated their slogan:

"Here, snitches get stitches"

I’m thinking Mangione blew it when we went to McDonald’s. He goes to a Waffle House and someone hides the gun for him and probably keeps it, he goes to a Popeyes and nobody is talking to the cops, he goes to a Starbucks and people buy him breakfast.

Let them nab any team, but if their team makes the playoffs, that team is released. Now the Bowl has to pick from what's left.

The structural integrity of a and castle in a hurricane.

Trump is building his cabinet out of cardboard.

You’re being cruel to dorks

Now that Hunter Biden has a pardon on his resume along with his felony conviction, he's now eligible and qualified for the Trump cabinet.

My crush is at it again.

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

The two are inexplicably linked in the popular consciousness now, so when people outside of a committed iteration of the faith look in, they see one name: Christian.