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Watching tlok… sorry not sorry, korra be making my ass itch 😐

All the girls at my job are trying to get pregnant or ARE pregnant. Y’all are supposed to be young and turnt twerking on a yacht somewhere

TikTok is leaving in a week, my scalp is itchy, and I have a mosquito bite on my ankle

Ok I maaay have exaggerated when I said old… she has to be like 50 😭

This old lady on this boat is trying to fight me and my friend. Send help 🥺

Cedrick Highsmith, Doot Universary

Homophones really be eating y’all tf up

If I don’t get a cruise bae next week, I’m driving the boat into another iceberg

I think I have a spending problem

I hate when people in the break room be having their phones on 200%. Get headphones, loser 😐

I just love how the ac system in my car wants to go out RIGHT when the temperature is below freezing 😍

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And on top of that, I could’ve got a cantina bowl for half the price. I hate it here

Just wasted $16 on a nasty ass healthy bowl. Should’ve just took my ass to Taco Bell

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“How to lose 25 pounds in two weeks no diet no exercise”

It’s so dry on here and I can’t find any funny shit… lowkey missing 2017 stan twitter 😕

WAKE TF UP, DEAN JUST RELEASED MORE MUSIC #kpop #dean

These kids at my job done gave me the worst chest cold of my life🤕

It’s been 2 weeks and this video still has me crying. The song choice, the kid smiling, Mr krabs’ face dropping, the instant replay with the white flash, how absolutely deranged squidward looks, his little green shower cap, the way he runs, THE BUBBLES😭

Bro having the best sleep of his life

YES GAWD 😩🙏

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Come to find out… everybody ate

I pinky promise this the last time I’m using the hashtags 😩🙏 #blacksky #addtoblacksky

Once again, WHERE THE HELL YALL AT? #addtoblacksky #blacksky

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Where are all the unfriendly black hotties on here? #blacksky