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“.. A man stands next to a missile after it fell near Qamishli International Airport, amid the U.S.-Israeli conflict with Iran, in Qamishli, Syria, March 4, 2026.”

@reuters.com

U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.

When I heard about the sub sinking an Iranian ship I assumed it was defending a commercial craft trying to get through the straight.

But this is a blatant act of aggression by this administration and it expands the theater of combat immensely.

This is a war.

www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

I just have no words for today.

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Good morning Skywalkers! Hope you all have a fantastic Hump Day. Cheers 🍻

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Every time Trump talks, I understand the construction on the White House.

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"We've clocked the T-Rex at 35 miles per hour."

-John Hammond

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Autocorrect is trying to start some shit today.

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How high was Trump when he thought he was anointed by Jesus?

And was it actually Arnold Palmer and his "huge" 🍆?

#FuckTrump #FuckTheIranWar

#FunnyDog #DogMath #Dogs #Dog #BestFriend #GoodDog #FaithfulFriend #LoveDogs #DogsAreLove

The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

At least the giraffe is happy 🦒

Like Drake "Drake Maye" Maye

Bert & Ernie - not found in the Epstein files.

So, a cowardly draft dodger, who will fight to the last drop of American blood as long as it's not his own or his odious offspring, thinks he can distract people from the Epstein revelations.

Is this bad? It seems bad.

Don't you dare fucking change President Shitbag to "Shit again", autocorrect.

I meant what I typed!

According to President Shitbag, it will still be under $2 🤣 is anyone actually paying under $2???

No I get it. They didn't have a meme with just the others unfortunately. And for the record, my favorite comedian is Brad Williams, and these guys probably wouldn't crack my top 5 even. It's was more a Gen X post than a "favorite comedians" post

Can you blame them?

😂 wouldn't it be great??

You know you got my support bro

Good morning Skywalkers! I'd say happy Tuesday but you know, Tuesday and all that. Anyone else wanna just skip this week? Fuck it's been crazy already. Hope you have a great day. Cheers 🍻

He said he promised to lower gas prices. But the lie detector test proved, that was a lie.

The Chiefs will take him at 9

I'd like to point out that even amidst WWII, FDR didn't even accomplish this feat.

He's batting .1000 for that Nobel Peace Prize.

And it fucking ruled.