Shorts

sometimes I put my wireless headset on and i think "oh it's already on i can hear the white noise"
like. girl... no... that's your tinnitus...

will you let her grow some more

I'm thinking a twitch birthday subathon this year
Now to figure out how to get back in the swing of things

I'm so bad at reading i only got 5 pages into old man and the sea

gobin

im a goblin slayer without the l

Shenut butter

She smells jean cells at the bean store.
.. s
.she uh

She bell on my sprout til I weepin

The animal is a creature of some kind, feathered with webbed feet I'm suspecting it may not be a dog at all

is it some sort of dog??.?

punch out don't lie
that mac be little

Then I shall cast myself from the peak, and accept the familiarity of solitude once more

I could make the tall wyverian guard in Suja a happy spouse I know it

sometimes I just stand there and enjoy the fact that I own a refrigerator

Monster Hunter wilds screenshot of player hunter face

if there's wylk where the wyddies at

The cake, the Monster Hunter Wilds cake, the cake bought specifically to celebrate the release of Monster Hunter Wilds.... That cake? YES THAT CAKE! Haha just a little Emperor's New Groove reference for you there

Bought a cake to celebrate the release of Monster Hunter Wilds.
Live on twitch.tv/shorpts in like 30 min

Will be starting streaming of monster hunter wilds tomorrow, not sure exactly when yet, but itll likely be sometime late morning!
twitch.tv/kobuskobus
and starting sometime in the afternoon ill hopefully be hunting together with fwends :)

unless something goes horribly wrong I'm gonna go live at twitch.tv/shorpts tomorrow at 3PM CEST to start my new life as a full time hunter. Join me in the Wilds why don't you :)

Monster Hunter Stories character on a 3DS, I didn't have a pic relating to Monster Hunter Wilds on my phone so this is what you're getting. Please follow my twitch I'm a small steamer and I just wanna have more people around to play monster Hunter with. I'm technically a VTuber or PNGtuber specifically, but I don't really advertise myself like that.

I'm gonna be streaming Monster Hunter Wilds whenever I'm not eating sleeping or doing errands, so follow me at twitch.tv/shorples and lets hunt together these next couple of weeks months years

MSPaint drawing of Webfishing fishing cats text reading "FUCKIN' GAY FISHING?!" and "FUCKIN' CARDS?!". to the right a drawing of a bread pngtuber and an elf pngtuber vtubers at a table with Pokemon cards doing Pokémon card pack openings, opening Prismatic Evolution. Also One Piece TCG cards. It's all advertising a twitch stream that'll consist of playing the video game Webfishing, and opening card packs. Hope to see you there

Saturday 8PM CEST
twitch.tv/shorpts
Cards and fishing for rocks

Pokemon pack opening stream(s) tomorrow I think
Just a small one for me, I have some Prismatic evolution to open.
Then the bread boy is also doing one with double the packs, so tune in or else

The sun is just above some mountains far on the horizon, a stretch of ocean separating the distance from the ship this image was taken from. The sun is low, even though it's the middle of the day. Winter is fun in the winter up north.

I got back from my trip on Saturday, and it was wild to see the sun again. Would definitely go again, maybe even bring some friends next time.

Finish a season of a show and now I feel like all I can do is disintegrate

Hiii alt text reader welcome back. This right here is a nighttime photo of a mountainside being lit up by two ship fog lights. The photo is taken from the deck of a ship.

You know what? Fuck you
*Laser beams your mountain*

Have you tried reading it and understanding?
Hope this helps

No pictures today weather too bad
Bought some visual novels and some cards tho so eyyy

Statue of a man standing at the bow of a boat or ship. The statue is on top of a pillar that has text on it, the text is partially covered with snow "Englands-farten ****-1945" The ground is covered with downtrodden snow. The picture is from Ålesund, Norway

The England do be farten

Hello alt text reader, this is an image taken from on board a ship, it's dark, but there are lights in the distance, from homes and at least one firework.

B O A T !

also happy new year from Norway

Content warning stylized gore Video game Solar Ash by Heart Machine

Can't sleep so I'm gonna real quick gush about Solar Ash, one of the prettiest and most satisfying game experiences I've had this year. I'm so upset I missed out on it for several years. Please check it out, or doesn't overstay its welcome, it's probably cheap, and also on game pass. Also look:

b... boat-kun >\\\<