So-Called Cock Sucker

could you please just leave me alone? i'm literally this fucking close to walking into oncoming traffic and you're hammering the final straw into the camel's back. please.

your parents wasted their money and love raising you.

i'm the other one

fake brand accounts stopped being funny years ago

we need to start paying food service workers more so the dominos employees can actually be fucking bothered to cut a pizza correctly

gonna be real the second a guy whips out the "guess you're not interested" or any other bs to milk responses out of me on grindr they get hit with the read and the block

Happy #HumpDay, are you coming to spread these cheeks in the stall or what?

in the spirit world fursona graveyard i sent sal to, she's on estrogen so she doesn't piss hard at all. in fact she has to sit on the toilet for an extra 5 minutes to get everything out

bad head in porn is THE worst.

who's used game store dick do i gotta suck for pokemon colosseum and xd

the next cis person to bring cwc anywhere close to their mouth is getting skinned alive

caring about what celebrities do with their life has gotta be the most capitalism glazing no thoughts sheeple thing that any human can do ever

wish i didn't have to figure out being a human through trial, error, and being ostracized repeatedly

i wonder what kind of person i would have been if i actually grew up around other out queer people. sigh...

i'm honestly dumbfounded that ANYONE cares that north west performed at the hollywood bowl. "there's so many other more talented kids that could have been cast instead" and you really want to subject MORE children to the entertainment industry?

one of those days where i feel like i don't get to call myself queer. i'm not kind enough, strong enough, compassionate enough

we need to find a word for trans exclusive heterosexuality...tasteless? boring? unseasoned?

did you know????? if your mental illness manifests in social insecurity that it actually gives every card carrying good person carte blanche to emotionally and socially abuse the shit out of you?

forever glad to have negative social capital. forever glad i don't have an army of sheep who parrot my opinion without question. you know who has that? shit people. disgusting, sanctimonious, holier than thou FILTH.

i'm so glad i have negative social capital because i don't have the opportunity to use it to socially abuse people

waiting for this "mormonism is a cult" energy to be directed to every other denomination of christianity

nobody:
absolutely no one:
little duck: KEEYP A WOIDE BERTH FRAUM THEEZ DEEEKENS YEH??

my gag reflex is involuntarily activated when two 3d printed things slide against eachother 🤢

as someone with autism and misophonia i don't want to see, hear, touch, smell, taste, experience, become aware of ANYTHING 3D printed

tbh some of the best sex i've had in my life has been with disabled partners.

if you discount a potential sexual partner just because of how their body works, you're an ableist loser with no game

a reminder this pride month that allies don't exist within the church. all you are as a queer person to christianity is either an abomination or a marketing opportunity.

ok this was a joke but why does the hema need 5k mutagen samples.......

tbh if you commission an artist and pay the whole thing up front you have the licence to be on their ass like stink to shit

peri peri is the sauce i SWEAR by