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Alexander Collie

@alexandercollie.bsky.social

33 • He/Him, They/Them • Pan • Occasional shitposter • Full time procrastinator who occasionally writes • 🔞 Minors DNI 🔞 • BLM & Trans rights • Slava Ukraini •

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Latest posts by alexandercollie.bsky.social on Bluesky

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The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:

23.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 1272    🔁 410    💬 75    📌 81

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

21.10.2025 10:28 — 👍 41    🔁 8    💬 6    📌 6
Digital furry art. The coyote Cantio is shown wearing a t-shirt over a long-sleeved shirt and rubbing his neck nervously with his tail slightly wagging. He's not wearing pants and his balls and flaccid penis are visible. Cantio is saying "They're putting me in the pear wiggler tomorrow..." and an illustration of Cantio amongst a bunch of wiggling damaged pears is shown. #furry #furryart #nsfw

Digital furry art. The coyote Cantio is shown wearing a t-shirt over a long-sleeved shirt and rubbing his neck nervously with his tail slightly wagging. He's not wearing pants and his balls and flaccid penis are visible. Cantio is saying "They're putting me in the pear wiggler tomorrow..." and an illustration of Cantio amongst a bunch of wiggling damaged pears is shown. #furry #furryart #nsfw

that's rough, man

04.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 1537    🔁 258    💬 20    📌 1
NSFW furry sex. An anthro male lion is wearing a chastity cage and also a strap-on belt. An anthro possum girl is riding the strap-on, and teasing and belittling the lion.

NSFW furry sex. An anthro male lion is wearing a chastity cage and also a strap-on belt. An anthro possum girl is riding the strap-on, and teasing and belittling the lion.

#NSFW #furry #bisexual

This poor guy can’t catch a break when Roxy’s around!

By @gayrid3r.bsky.social! ❤️

21.09.2025 20:05 — 👍 157    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 0

Furries literally helped make Bluesky. It’s no exaggeration to say the Bluesky is only as successful as it is because furries migrated to it en masse. Telegram is the same way.

Without furries posting their porn here, Bluesky will go the way of Tumblr. This is a plain fact.

20.09.2025 13:46 — 👍 2509    🔁 862    💬 40    📌 17
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'Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech'

15.09.2025 23:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

31.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 8531    🔁 1427    💬 171    📌 41

#SaveSpeech
its the work week, so remember to contact your US representatives! Tell them to OPPOSE the following bills:

Kids Online Safety Act (s.1748)
Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (s.1671)
SCREEN Act (s.737)
FADPA (H.R.791)
ACPA
Block BEARD Act

www.congress.gov/members/find...

18.08.2025 19:33 — 👍 1396    🔁 1362    💬 15    📌 47
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Happy National Underwear day!!!!!

Toooo many drawings to choose from. Have some favs from the year :D

05.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 1190    🔁 200    💬 7    📌 0
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Sign the Petition Stop Bill S-209’s De-Anonymization of Every Canadian Adult

It was only a matter of time, but Canada has joined the censorship bandwagon with Bill S-209.

Sign the petition, call your MPs, raise hell.

www.change.org/p/stop-bill-...

03.08.2025 02:15 — 👍 2856    🔁 2997    💬 63    📌 246

Be aware that another shitty bill has been introduced: The SCREEN Act.

If passed, it would require Full. Age. Verification.

Like KOSA, call all your reps & tell them what a horrible idea this is.

Spread this pls.

Link: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

#screenact #badinternetbills
#stopkosa

29.07.2025 23:47 — 👍 4332    🔁 4519    💬 60    📌 175
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Fox boys

10.06.2025 16:13 — 👍 733    🔁 145    💬 12    📌 0
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3 legendary exhibitionists 🙂‍↕️🔥

25.07.2025 17:17 — 👍 993    🔁 175    💬 23    📌 2

Maybe we could find out.

Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000

24.07.2025 03:57 — 👍 13951    🔁 11200    💬 40    📌 349

There never seems to be enough Rocko art. You did some absolutely fantastic work. I really love the detail on the feet and that censor bar placement

20.07.2025 19:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#teamlocked - That's me

18.07.2025 19:28 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
Playing with OCs is either
"now smooch"
or
"it's for character development, I promise."

Playing with OCs is either "now smooch" or "it's for character development, I promise."

Don't know who made this, but I have it on meme-dial.

12.07.2025 02:39 — 👍 590    🔁 297    💬 5    📌 35
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What do I win for getting all the Bingos?

14.07.2025 19:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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how the last 8 months has felt

11.07.2025 22:12 — 👍 3999    🔁 1551    💬 26    📌 24
The image contains the humorous text, "Where in the World is My Fucking Serotonin?" This phrase is a play on the title of the educational game franchise "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"

The image contains the humorous text, "Where in the World is My Fucking Serotonin?" This phrase is a play on the title of the educational game franchise "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"

mood

04.04.2024 04:43 — 👍 768    🔁 167    💬 17    📌 8
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Have you heard of Border Collies?

09.07.2025 21:01 — 👍 86    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 1
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Stop Killing Games EU petition is now at

NINETY

PERCENT

if you're in the EU or know people in the EU they still have a month to vote!

eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...

02.07.2025 20:48 — 👍 2183    🔁 1861    💬 20    📌 71

if you are transgender: do not give up. no matter what. growing up in the 90s and 00s was so fucking lonely. there were no queer people around, only mocked on TV. i've seen what having peers and elders can do for your health and your happiness. survive for yourself. survive for your community. live.

18.06.2025 15:22 — 👍 584    🔁 304    💬 1    📌 0
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I told you we’d be back

12.06.2025 16:15 — 👍 42939    🔁 12703    💬 1572    📌 5169
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two cartoon characters standing in front of a house with a sign that says bbb ALT: two cartoon characters standing in front of a house with a sign that says bbb

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE BEING BIPOLAR AND HAVING ERRATIC MOOD SWINGS

10.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 246    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 0

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

10.06.2025 01:37 — 👍 12705    🔁 1784    💬 60    📌 16

I was going to rant for several posts until I was blue in the face, but instead I'm going to be productive and relay some info on how to oppose this. No-Politics enjoyers, please take the time to help out. (Thank you @alydalstry.bsky.social)

Use your zip code to find your rep on the website below!

09.05.2025 05:25 — 👍 2280    🔁 2046    💬 41    📌 23
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would you suck my femcock in the middle of the street?

01.05.2025 16:12 — 👍 560    🔁 49    💬 21    📌 3
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Day 3 of no-you-MAY-not chastity cage checks! Put your cage check pic below

And I am planning something special for tomorrow so be prepared for nerdiness

03.05.2025 15:51 — 👍 46    🔁 20    💬 16    📌 3
a photo of a hairless rat next to a tiny toy piano, the text reads "Niel, banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006

a photo of a hairless rat next to a tiny toy piano, the text reads "Niel, banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006

Happy Niel day, to all who celebrate.

13.04.2025 06:32 — 👍 1131    🔁 605    💬 4    📌 7

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