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@criticalmassive.bsky.social

On a quest for gains and glory πŸ’ͺ🏻 Lover of anime, DnD, and questionable life choices. Certified himbo, professional bttm, and kinkster with a plot twist.

1,641 Followers  |  721 Following  |  92 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2023  |  1.6444

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I wanted to create my own fursona. It needs a few tweaks but I’d like to introduce Toblerone. Thicker than a snicker and sweeter than one too.

07.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come on #baratitties

28.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Slept like total utter trash. Someone please grant my coffee strength today?

23.09.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like I’m somewhere around 5-6

22.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I’ll lift harder πŸ˜…πŸ’ͺ🏻

22.09.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If only 3 gym bros on the same machine meant they move 3 times faster

17.09.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ll start with one of my favs. If I see you walking into the gym with these on, I know you’re a baddy.

@ledqueens.bsky.social

ledqueens.com?srsltid=AfmB...

05.09.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making an assumption that a lot of workout/gym clothing brands are not as inclusive as we would like. Let’s support those that do. If you know of a brand that is inclusive drop it below so we can start a thread of places for himbos, bimbos, and thembos can shop. #supportLGBTQbusinnesses

05.09.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was PokΓ©mon 3 where a strong father figure who leaves crystal footprints and fulfills any wish, left me with unrealistic gay expectations for the future…

04.09.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s such a cool app idea!

27.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you plug up for the first time in awhile

21.08.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My schedule and priorities were not great last week. But this week betta watch out cause I’m bringing it πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻

18.08.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Headed down to Asbury Park for the weekend! @criticalmassive.bsky.social and I will be having a big gay weekend at The Empress to celebrate my birthday! You can catch me bootblacking on Sunday at Georgie’s for the beer bust at 2!

08.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking a stab at writing smut. Going to see if I can write enough short stories for a small book. 😈😬

06.08.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🐾Toblerone🐾

01.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 858    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking sexy as always stud

30.07.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Id say leg day was a success

18.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a lil wetπŸ’¦πŸ’¦

08.07.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 555    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

This past week was rough, trying to bring some new energy into the new week.

07.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re looking great πŸ’ͺ🏻πŸ’ͺ🏻

21.06.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can not be in a relationship (of any kind) with a narcissist. There’s only room for them.

19.06.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But you still have cassettes and dvds?

19.06.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jk couldnt resist

19.06.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s blockbuster?

19.06.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t get me wrong love some 90s high camp. What about Jeffrey, Trick, or Latter days?

19.06.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Great, makes my recommendation easier. Basic communication from an adult is one of the easiest forms of respect. If they do not respect you, they are not for you.

19.06.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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