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Eri Fonzarelli

@f0nzi.bsky.social

she/hers. ☦️♐️ Kitchen Girl. Writer. BGSU Alum. Black Simmer. Afro-Indigenous. “Game of Thrones”/A Song of Ice and Fire Lore Historian. Pro Wrestling Fanatic. Swiftie.

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I’m just wondering how to make it good without using too many tropes.
This particular publication wants dark fantasy/romance, and I don’t know how to write that without being stereotypical

08.11.2025 13:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can I write a 1,000 word romance story?
I’ve never written romance before, it’s not really my thing, as much as I love the concept of romance itself.
I don’t really think writing poems about guys you have crushes on count.
Do you guys have any tips for writing romance?

08.11.2025 12:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t WANT any help right now! I just wanna be SAD about the fact that I lost a job that I love and NO ONE is giving me the space to be sad!!!!!!!!

02.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tupac's life was 'yin and yang,' writes author of 'Only God Can Judge Me' Bestselling author Jeff Pearlman digs into the complexities that defined rapper Tupac Shakur's short life in book Only God Can Judge Me: The Many Lives of Tupac Shakur.

Bestselling author Jeff Pearlman digs into the complexities that defined rapper Tupac Shakur's short life in book Only God Can Judge Me: The Many Lives of Tupac Shakur. n.pr/4hwyuqe

30.10.2025 11:56 — 👍 112    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

I need to write a cover letter, but I don’t use AI, so I’m in the same position I was in 10 years ago when I needed to do a cover letter…

25.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I said sorry, would you even hear it?

24.10.2025 09:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t deserve to live because I’ve hurt so many people and continue to do so.

23.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On antibiotics for seven days and then eating yogurt for 21 days, this sucks. It’s not even the yummy yogurt, it’s plain Greek yogurt…

22.10.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a yellow cartoon duck with a big mouth is standing on a green field . ALT: a yellow cartoon duck with a big mouth is standing on a green field .

If anyone called me "Honey"
It was standin' in the bathroom, white teeth
They were sayin' that skirt don't fit me
And I cried the whole way home

22.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Said I was too young, I was too soft
Can't take a joke, can't get you off
Oh, why do I do this?
I look so stupid thinkin'
Two plus two equals five
And I'm the love of your life

22.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know comparison is the thief of joy, but I can’t shake the thought that all my college peers are doing amazing things and all I do is work at a bar and write poetry on Tumblr

22.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to be Spider-Gwen for Halloween🥰

22.10.2025 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dudes are so desparate to fuck me, that when I tell them my house is a wreck, they go “I don’t care,” and come over anyway.
Then, they see the state of the apartment, think “Damn bitch, you live like this?” and ghost me.
I fucking warned you.

18.10.2025 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ace Frehley, lead guitarist in Kiss, dies at 74 The co-founding member of the band was known as the Spaceman and had a hit single of his own in "New York Groove."

The co-founding member of the band was known as the Spaceman and had a hit single of his own in "New York Groove."

16.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 333    🔁 62    💬 12    📌 35
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Went to #WWENXT in Cleveland on Saturday and had the most magical night. I got to meet Ricky Saints! #wrestlesky

14.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Screenshotting my post just to make fun of me is so crazy. We’re in our 30s

08.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the left truly believes that getting married and having children is a strictly conservative take, then we have lost the plot.
Guess I’m a conservative now because all I ever wanted was to be someone’s wife and adopt😅

08.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can see why you’re undateable

05.10.2025 13:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My brain is constantly going back and forth between “I wanna kill myself,” and “no I don’t” and I don’t know how to slow it down or stop it

04.10.2025 09:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Low-key the fact a wrestler can go from AEW -> WWE -> AEW is what makes having competition so great in the industry and why everyone should be against any/all monopolization.

02.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

What should I build in The Sims today?🤔

02.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please fucking fix this

30.09.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do the thing! Win the points!!

23.09.2025 09:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And you deserve prison, but you won’t get time

22.09.2025 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My ex boyfriend went from writing a blog post about me, to making SIX TikTok’s about me.
This is seriously getting out of hand

20.09.2025 08:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

18.09.2025 23:46 — 👍 33454    🔁 7605    💬 695    📌 263

If we arguing and you block me, that means I won😅

19.09.2025 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A blue ice cream carton, with the image of a CGI dalmatian puppy under the Dreyer's logo

A blue ice cream carton, with the image of a CGI dalmatian puppy under the Dreyer's logo

Chocolate Dalmatian Sensation Ice Cream (2000-2001): A blend of chocolate and vanilla ice creams, with a fudge swirl and Dalmatian-shaped candy pieces. Released by Edy's/Dreyer's to promote the film "102 Dalmatians"

18.09.2025 13:54 — 👍 127    🔁 20    💬 12    📌 3
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Aerial_Knight's DropShot on Steam Dropshot is a fast-paced, stylized FPS where you face off against enemies to grab a parachute and land first. Armed with limited "Finger Gun" bullets, outsmart enemies, avoid fire, and use s...

🚨 Exciting News! 🚨

My latest game, Aerial_Knight's Dropshot, is here! 🎮 A fast-paced FPS where you fight to grab a parachute and land first. Outsmart enemies, finger blast, and use slipstreams to survive! 🪂

Patreon members get it FREE shortly after release!

store.steampowered.com/app/3465190/...

11.03.2025 12:00 — 👍 344    🔁 134    💬 31    📌 11

I love you now take me home

15.09.2025 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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