What happens when your fortune cookie doesn’t have a fortune inside?
04.03.2026 12:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What happens when your fortune cookie doesn’t have a fortune inside?
04.03.2026 12:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so excited
01.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I’m unemployed, some fuck shit happens
28.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This shit is keeping me up at night
26.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m LONELY. Everybody’s working and I just sit at home all day, filling out applications. I’ve been unemployed since October 30th and have put in almost 50 apps. Something has got to give
23.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody ever tells you about how lonely unemployment is
23.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now when we kiss, I have anger issues
14.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And you deserve prison, but you won’t get time
22.09.2025 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Why don't you rain on my parade?
Shred my evening gown
Read my sentence out loud
‘Cause I love this curse on our house
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I’m going to WWE’s Monday Night RAW tonight in Cleveland 🤗🥰can’t wait!!
09.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A hit between the eyes
05.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And I hope the sun shines, and it’s a beautiful day.
And something reminds you, you wish you had stayed.
I built a cardboard TV for my cats! Here’s both of them in it.
03.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a job interview today at the local hotel, fingers crossed
03.02.2026 13:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They just passed a resolution to make October 14th “Charlie Kirk Day,” I’ve lowkey changed my mind.
02.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love West Virginia so much. I don’t want to leave. But I don’t drive, so it’s not like I could move here unless I moved to Charleston. Which I have thought about
02.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The only person who reaches out to me from my old job is the Guatemalan immigrant
31.01.2026 06:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0O'Hara observed people closely; she found the tics, the mannerisms, the specific beats of drunkenness and used them to open us up to her characters' frailty, their vulnerability, their humanity. n.pr/4qPNumV
30.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 699 🔁 77 💬 12 📌 6Cinnamon. In my teeth…from your kiss
29.01.2026 07:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so mature. I’m so mature, got me a therapist
29.01.2026 07:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate it here
29.01.2026 06:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ever since I watched “The Housemaid,” “Cinnamon Girl” by Lana Del Rey hits different
25.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give me a reason and don’t say no
25.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, I have looked at the news today. I'm going back to bed.
24.01.2026 17:30 — 👍 5200 🔁 252 💬 136 📌 12What’s the point of even living anymore? I’m going to lose everything and be homeless on the street, I might as well just die by my own hand before life does it to me.
22.01.2026 06:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At what point do I look crazy, instead of trying to keep myself safe?
15.01.2026 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My aunt lost her job, and then my mum says to me, “You guys should just open up a business.”
I laughed and said “And do what?”
I feel like I’ll never be safe from him
12.01.2026 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not biologically his daughter, so I don’t have a dog in this fight
09.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0