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Eri Fonzarelli

@f0nzi.bsky.social

she/hers. ☦️♐️ Writer. BGSU Alum. Black Simmer. Afro-Indigenous. “Game of Thrones”/A Song of Ice and Fire Lore Historian. Pro Wrestling Fanatic. Swiftie.

161 Followers  |  36 Following  |  736 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024
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What happens when your fortune cookie doesn’t have a fortune inside?

04.03.2026 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so excited

01.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I’m unemployed, some fuck shit happens

28.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This shit is keeping me up at night

26.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m LONELY. Everybody’s working and I just sit at home all day, filling out applications. I’ve been unemployed since October 30th and have put in almost 50 apps. Something has got to give

23.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nobody ever tells you about how lonely unemployment is

23.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now when we kiss, I have anger issues

14.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And you deserve prison, but you won’t get time

22.09.2025 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Why don't you rain on my parade?
Shred my evening gown
Read my sentence out loud
‘Cause I love this curse on our house

12.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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11.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 70    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 0

I’m going to WWE’s Monday Night RAW tonight in Cleveland 🤗🥰can’t wait!!

09.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A hit between the eyes

05.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I hope the sun shines, and it’s a beautiful day.
And something reminds you, you wish you had stayed.

05.03.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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I built a cardboard TV for my cats! Here’s both of them in it.

03.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a job interview today at the local hotel, fingers crossed

03.02.2026 13:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They just passed a resolution to make October 14th “Charlie Kirk Day,” I’ve lowkey changed my mind.

02.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love West Virginia so much. I don’t want to leave. But I don’t drive, so it’s not like I could move here unless I moved to Charleston. Which I have thought about

02.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The only person who reaches out to me from my old job is the Guatemalan immigrant

31.01.2026 06:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Catherine O'Hara played drunk better than anyone O'Hara observed people closely; she found the tics, the mannerisms, the specific beats of drunkenness and used them to open us up to her characters' frailty, their vulnerability, their humanity.

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30.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 699    🔁 77    💬 12    📌 6

Cinnamon. In my teeth…from your kiss

29.01.2026 07:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so mature. I’m so mature, got me a therapist

29.01.2026 07:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate it here

29.01.2026 06:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ever since I watched “The Housemaid,” “Cinnamon Girl” by Lana Del Rey hits different

25.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give me a reason and don’t say no

25.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I have looked at the news today. I'm going back to bed.

24.01.2026 17:30 — 👍 5200    🔁 252    💬 136    📌 12

What’s the point of even living anymore? I’m going to lose everything and be homeless on the street, I might as well just die by my own hand before life does it to me.

22.01.2026 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At what point do I look crazy, instead of trying to keep myself safe?

15.01.2026 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My aunt lost her job, and then my mum says to me, “You guys should just open up a business.”
I laughed and said “And do what?”

14.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like I’ll never be safe from him

12.01.2026 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not biologically his daughter, so I don’t have a dog in this fight

09.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0