Mr. Pauly Mac 🇨🇦

"We must reform the Gestapo because we need the Gestapo. Only a well qualified person should run the Gestapo!"

-Schumer, paraphrased

Season finale of Starfleet Academy is going to be nuts. What a great show. #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

a woman in a red coat sits in a chair Alt: Chancellor Ake sits in her command chair

Starfleet Academy. 32nd century!

You don't ever have to vote for a Nazi.

Apparently there are teams dumb enough to give up two firsts for Maxx.

Noem's fall has nothing to do with her crimes.

And they'll get no actual support, just like always.

Why the Kurds trust the USA at this point is anyone's guess

The venn diagram, so far, has been a circle.

If he can snort coke off a toilet seat, the kids can have their coffees

The George Orwell Story, Starring Jack Nicholson. He derides your truth handling abilities! No truth-handler, you!

Whomst?

Only he may steal from the public purse, as Kings do.

Seems like a bad idea, but hey, the French can have those too

357 sex pests

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

Everyone in his inner circle: we're doing this to get Jesus to return
Trump: I just want to steal their stuff

Leaving the sitting government in power and stealing oil was never on the table.

Winning midterms isn't going to fix this bullshit

i made jim davis write “these events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

The only thing I know about Dr. J was that he co-starred in a Hostess fruit pies comic advert with Rick Barry.

And so? Look, she's as vile a human as there is but I can assure you that who she fucks isn't my concern.

Not sure how else you'll pacify a country with a massive army and stockpile of weapons that can hit your main ally at will because the Iron Dome is compromised so you need to leave your other bases vulnerable to defend it.

He has no good AI ideas

I've come to the very confounding conclusion that middle class American white people are, for the most part, not mad enough yet. It doesn't make sense

And, it does a worse fuckin' job than a person because a person MIGHT say "double-tapping a girl's school is bad" or "11 hospitals? One is a war crime!" But, that's why it's being used and shits like you endorse it: no one is responsible.

@mark-carney.bsky.social Yo, man, not one single member of the Canadian armed forces should be put in harms way to prosecute Trump's fucking stupid atrocity binge in the Middle East. This is the bare minimum I expect from the government.

War criming. I have to stress for the billionth time that these are not the actions of people willing to cede power peacefully.

That's not true. But Jesus went for 40 days into the wilderness to avoid an interview with Chotiner. And boy, was he tempted.

They like her because she has a weird number of toes from picture to picture.