GregCubed

Shigeru Miyamoto posing with his prized creation (1994)

I do think!

Okay but it is kind of crazy that not a single line in Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" is actually ironic. You'd think like, statistically, she would've gotten it right at least once or twice no? How'd she strike out on every single line?? How'd nobody else catch this?? Needs to be studied.

Might fuck around and start making YouTube videos and being active on this website again 🙈 just feeling kinda quirky like that today idk

This will be Banjo-Kazooie graphics in 2013

It breaks my heart how many classic games are essentially "replaced" with remakes that either don't fully re-capture the original charm (Spyro) or outright butcher the experience (Monkey Ball).

Older games are still worthy of being preserved and experienced as they were, they're works of art!

Bob can build but Manny can only handy, there is a clear winner here 🤐

New Video!!!
Sega has been porting games to random obscure platforms their entire existence, but when it came to support the Nokia N-Gage, they did such a poor job that I felt the need to document the trainwreck.

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Woah woah woah... Apple are putting a WHAT chip in the airpods? 💀😭 Did they not learn???

Can I just say, I'm so glad DK got his sauce back and the Retro Studios games were more or less retconned 💀 Island is shaped after his head again, K. Rool/Kremlings are the main antagonists again, animal buddies besides Rambi are getting acknowledged... we're so back man.

Between this and cutting out the Bananza Post-Game to sell it back to us for $20... mannnn 😭

Just a casual reminder that, canonically, Arthur is an avid fan of the hit show Johnny Test.

He really said

My channel launched 6 years ago today with this unwatchable ass video where I look now unrecognizable 💀 good times

I saw this get called stomp clap hey the other day and like, that's not wrong but I feel like it's too good to be stomp clap hey 😭

That's just... Buzz Lightyear. We've known what he's looked like for 30 years 💀 Also, wasn't the villain supposed to be an iPad or some shit??

YouTube video by GregCubed That Time U2 Invaded Our Phones

New video is out now! 🤭

....and the best part? It's installing itself for free on every device on the planet! No clicks required!! You're welcome. 🙂

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN_6...

Damn I'm so mean to U2 in this video but they became a top 3 band ever for me in the process of making it 💀😭

Between this and Coldplay, I'm not beating the "co-worker music enjoyer" allegations

Still boggles my mind that my Coldplay video got multiple comments like this when the very first thing you hear, before my voice even comes in, is Viva La Vida playing 🤦‍♂️

a close up of a person 's face with a purple background and a purple light behind them . ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a purple background and a purple light behind them .

How it feels re-rendering the video over and over again with different U2 songs to battle copyright, knowing that my efforts will go unnoticed and random commenters will still say "your video is worthless because you didn't showcase any of the music!" (I did at several points)

We just want dislikes back man wtf is this 😭

The moment this starts applying to longform videos I'm done with this site for real. Like at least make it opt-in if you (for some god forsaken reason) want YouTube to strip the humanity out of whatever you spent weeks filming and editing.

The very same 🥲

Watching this feels similar to watching those compilations of morning news programs from the hour before 9/11 happened

Man, I wonder what crazy shenanigans happened during this 2014 Apple Keynote that forced them to turn off the comments. Guess I better keep watching and find out!

I've fallen for several ai slop videos in the last month before realizing 30 seconds in, and it breaks my heart every time ☹️ Now I'm on edge literally every time I click on a YouTube video, it's made me use the platform less quite frankly.

Kind of conflicted on the short length. On the one hand, none of the songs get a chance to develop or breathe due to all being under 3 minutes. On the other hand, if the album went on a minute longer I think I would've been put in a psych ward.

New Maroon 5 album dropped tonight, decided to listen (for the bit) since it's only 25 minutes. It was not good.

Adam's voice is just shot 💀 I don't think he came close to sounding human at any point, just straight autotune. Still relying on trap beats and samples too. So much for a return to form.

Lol I've been thinking about this, we've made such cringe censorship terms when alternatives have already existed for decades. Like you can just say "ended their life" instead of "sewer slide", or "passed on" instead of "unalived". Language is crazy like that!!