Banana Gramps

It’s a “Folklore” kinda day. ☁️🙁

Stupid sexy Eldridge!

Charlie would've wanted the Epstein files released. They should release them.

Charlie Kirk also preached about how much damage empathy was doing to our society.

In his honor, I'll feel none towards him.

Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Ashli Babbitt was a traitor. She was a traitor to this country. She was part of a violent mob that tried to overthrow our democracy...She didn't die protecting our country. She died trying to turn it down...She wasn't a martyr. She was and is a traitor."

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Alex, would you like some butter on that toast?

30 cases of voter fraud annually, and the GOP passes 104 voter suppression laws.
47,000 gun deaths a year, and the GOP does absolutely NOTHING.

Tom Clancy’s Little House on the Prairie

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

Trump took $17 million in insurance for damage few remember PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Donald Trump says he received a $17 million insurance payment in 2005 for hurricane damage to Mar-a-Lago, his private club in Palm Beach.

In 2005 Trump got $17 million for Mar-a-Lago hurricane damage that didn't exist.

Even his butler said there was no damage.

It was so minimal; less than 2 weeks after the hurricane hit, Trump hosted 370 at Mar-a-Lago for Don Jr's wedding.

It is outright insurance fraud.

He said he'll break my legs if I dont get twenty people to repost this.

And I need my legs. For walkin'

Please help.

#StarTrek

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪

Jamie Dornan for the latest Diet Coke campaign.

Why am I worried that it won't be enough?

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82.

Am I doing this right?

Spent part of the day getting my feet wet in the ocean. Felt good to get sand in between my toes!

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Me, after that first “Back to School” email arrived today.

And on the 8th day, God created Waffle House. And it was GOOOOOOOOOOD!
#WaffleHouse

Mid-sommar
#MildHorror

It’s past 11 here in Iowa. With Verlander pitching, the bar is open. 😳🥃

At the moment, I’m regrettably not having champagne and croissants in a quaint château in the French countryside during a thunderstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”

You gotta love East Coast games. Additional 🍷🥃🍷🍹 time. LOL

#TheSteveMillerBand understand the risks of #climatechange.

What the news isn't telling you about the US floods: