Sleestak

If two guys went up to a kid, one guy shot the kid, then the other guy went "woah woah woah dude, you didn't fill out the form for child murder, you gotta do the proper paperwork to murder kids bro, there is a process here," you would reasonably conclude that two guys had murdered that kid.

Thinking tonight of a specific set of comissions Art Adams did once of astoundingly detailed interconnected murals of enormous babes beating the brakes off of C-tier kaiju from Godzilla and Ultraman.

Nobody does it better!

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

In the running for the greatest album cover of all time too WOW

clap clap clap

ok back to watching Monarch s2

tap-dancing?

turns out it's man

turns out it's man

split face from THE THING

🎶 I thought I saw a thing brought to life
He was warm, he came around like he was dignified
You don't seem to know, seem to care what your heart is for
But I don't know him anymore

There's nothing where he used to lie
My conversation has run dry
That's what's going on
Nothing's fine, I'm torn 🎶

Reminder that proper breath control can solve a lot of your problems.

I've been wondering when they track a car and just issue so many citations for things you didn't do (red lights, speed, etc) that the owner is overwhelmed.

The best thing about this musing is that the phrase "if made well" already shunts blame for the eventual shitty movie onto a director who hadn't even been hired yet. It's "my Star Wars" unless it sucks, and then it's someone else's fault. He may not be a great writer, but he could be a good lawyer!

i could go for some shrimp and onion rings

1970s Jack in the Box menu sign

1970s Jack in the Box menu sign

Ice can disable your car news article. Picture of a ford suv

Welp, time to sell your car and get an Ebike.

1930, Daphne du Maurier. smokeshow

1930, Daphne du Maurier

chicken crossing a road

why

sign that reads JESUS CHRIST THE SAME YESTERDAY, TODAY AND FOREVER

we know

yup

Never really got over Dan Olson cutting to the heart of the right wing worldview, professed beliefs, and all social projects, in nine words:

"We, as Democrats, would vaporize a slightly less number of school children."

And this is why we shouldn't launch military operations from golf courses. Or vote racist pedophiles into office.

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY WALKS INTO A DOWNTOWN GROCERY, AS SHE IS LOOKING AROUND SHE ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKS OVER A STOOL THAT HAS A LARGE OPEN SACK OF SALT SITTING ON IT. P2- NANCY IS VERY DISTRESSED ABOUT ALL THE SALT SPILT ON THE FLOOR THE GROCERY OWNER IS VERY ANGRY AT NANCY GROCERY OWNER: WELL- - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? P3- NANCY REACHES DOWN AND PICKS UP A PINCH FROM THE LARGE PILE OF SALT ON THE FLOOR P4- NANCY THROWS THE PINCH OF SALT OVER HER LEFT SHOULDER THE GROCERY STORE OWNER WASN’T EXPECTING HER TO DO THAT NOTE: THE ACT OF THROWING SALT OVER YOUR SHOULDER , COMES FROM A CENTURIES OLD SUPERSTITION, THAT IT WAS BAD LUCK TO SPILL SALT, AND TO WARD OF EVIL YOU THREW THE SALT OVER YOUR LEFT SHOULDER WITH YOUR RIGH HAND.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 28,1949

Gate that says broken do not use

It me

Rick the cat

Y u wake me

Cat touching plasma ball

In brightest day,
In blackest night,
No mousies will escape my sight