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nwsl/uswnt/sam coffey fan | she/they 🌈 | tuck yeah, baby!

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losing sam coffey then signing padelski feels like a real turning point usa for the thorns

09.01.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm so so so sorry. stay strong

09.01.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i literally can't believe that sam coffey is (likely) moving to man city right after jess park left...... two of my fave players to watch passing like ships in the night

09.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Clare Wheatley you suck
2. I hope Casparij and Coffey become friends they’re both good people
3. CLARE WHEATLEY YOU SUCK

08.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the context of the Grace Geyoro transfer fee (which was, it turned out, more like $1.34 million in the end), this is absolute theft from Man City

08.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

I don’t blame Coffey for wanting to leave this fuck ass country right now but it will devastate me

08.01.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

most catastrophic day to be a thorns fan ever

08.01.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jessica berman, jeff agoos, clare wheatley to the gulag please and thank you

08.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the one bright side 🀞🀞🀞

08.01.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AUGHHHHHHHHHH

08.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Portland Thorns losing their captain ahead of the 2026 NWSL season would be the worst case scenario #BAONPDX #USWNT

There are players who mean everything to their club - Sam Coffey is that and more.

The team had multiple years to build a winner & they failed to do so.

08.01.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

like i feel like arsenal would be a good move especially with poor kyra probably wanting to take some time off but i guess clare wheatley can't get off her ass

08.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh god i hope this is the right move for her career

08.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have plans in 15 minutes lol but i'm crashing out right now

08.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SHE'S OUR FUCKING CAPTAIN!!!!!!!! i kinda had a feeling that she might leave after the unannounced extension and also her end of season insta post felt off to me but i had faith that the thorns wouldn't just. let her go like this

08.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAO, and just as I say that, the Thorns sign another forward, one with a 0.26 xG + xA per 90' in SEC games in two seasons.

Oy, what is this club doing?

08.01.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

isn't man city's midfield like really stacked???? sam better get playing time or i'll die

08.01.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

08.01.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm literally in shock i can't believe it

08.01.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

league stood still and waved goodbye to sam coffey, naomi girma, alyssa thompson and kerolin. "best league in the world" huh. ok. sure. whatever.

08.01.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

lowkey hyperventilating right now?????

08.01.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

08.01.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I"M GOING TO PUKE

08.01.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm going to fucking vomit

08.01.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm doing bad in case you're wondering

08.01.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You: Trinity Rodman is labeled Unattached on the USWNT's January camp roster.

Me: Sam Coffey isn't on the roster at all

08.01.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

choosing to believe they're just letting her get some rest since she played roughly one million minutes last season

08.01.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for thinking of me because i'm lowkey in crisis

08.01.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
photos of Sam Coffey playing for US Soccer and holding the US flag.

photos of Sam Coffey playing for US Soccer and holding the US flag.

a powerhouse in the midfield, a leader for the squad.
for club, for country. always sammy ❀️

vote for Sam Coffey for U.S. Soccer's Female Player of the Year! Voting closes 12/12 at 8:59pm PT: survey.alchemer.com/s3/8591225/2...

01.12.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

7 hours left to vote for sam coffey for us soccer female player of the year! #BAONPDX #USWNT

sam really stepped up this year:
- played the most minutes (882) and the most games (14) for the uswnt
- scored 4 goals β€” tied for 2nd most on the team β€” as a DM!!!
- captained the uswnt for the 1st time

12.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0