CalicoKit

Tortured by the voices last night. The voices being ideas for another creative non fiction essay I wanna write. But looking at my phone note rn and it looks lowkey incomprehensible...

Guh this wildfire smoke..... Heatwave would never let this happen if he were in charge 😔

It tracks that the thing to break by ~10 month streak of reading exclusively tf fic is the discovery of a new babygirl (Gaoshun from Apothecary Diaries I love you)

Every new piece of news I see/hear about the orvla the more I'm like.... that's not fucking orv. That's not my orv. What the fuck. What did they do to my guys. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY GIRLS!!!! Absolutely rancid and disappointing. Abhorrent. Abominable. Disgusting.

Seeing the tl of the update/intro of the orvla and im just sitting here like.... NOOO!!!! *head in hands* THATS SUCH A GROSS MISCHARACTERIZATION OF KDJ!!! HE SHOULD BE TWSA'S #1 APOLOGIST!!! HE WOULD NEVER JUST MESSAGE TLS123 ABT HIS DISSATISFACTION WITH THEIR WRITING!!! GAAAAHHHHHHH

The phone note that contains my self-indulgent TF college au has grown to an exceedingly complex scale but I feel like moving it to a doc will really seal the deal. I don't know what said deal is but I'm sure it's not anything good.

POV you’re Anna Croft and this is the last thing you see before they sic KDJ on you and you lose 3M coins

#orv

2 tequila shots in and all I can think about is how a Nana's green tea hojicha parfait would fix me

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO SOUNDWAVE THE FATHER OF LIKE,,,,, A LOT

Childlocking myself off my social media apps so I stop doomscrolling we'll see how effective this is

I Know Those Eyes/This Man is Dead is so MegOP-coded to me but either of them can be Mercedes

Guess who started playing crk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHITTING MYSELF

Also found it extremely funny that there were like 4 separate scenes of different characters getting t-boned (my personal favorite is when Schloder gets run over by a big semi bc the timing on that is IMMACULATE)

Mmm just finished season 1 of TF Earthspark... gotta say! It's really solid LMAO I love Hashtag and her trains and also Breakdown please stop winking at Bumblebee if you're not going to do anything about it

GETTING SO WACCA-PILLED ITS A WAY OF LIFE BABYYYYYYY

I can feel the bruise I gave myself from earlier today when Soundwave was on screen and I got so excited I slammed my head on the corner of the mini fridge next to my couch.

What was that?

Oh no, no no I'm perfectly normal about Transformers why would you even say that?

TF:ES SEASON 1 EPISODE 8 MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE OF 3 UGH LOVE HIM!!! HE'S SO COMPETENT AND GORGEOUS AND UGHHFHFJFUUHFHFUFGHFH

I LOVE BRINGING MY FIGURES OUTSIDE WITH ME!!!! MY LIFE IS SO FULL OF WHIMSY!!!!!

I am.... such a slow writer.... if (BIG IF) I decide to post another fic I think I will just wait to post it till its fully done regardless of how long it is... I feel bad for having multiple months in between updates 😭

Got so WACCA-pilled at the arcade I didn't realize I got blisters on my fingers 😔

Was taking myself too seriously. Honestly love it when nature wins like yes queen proliferate without regard towards the balance of the delicate ecosystem just to fuck humans over!!!! Like slay 🥰 Lillith ate fr 💯

Overall the experience of the movie was idk like a solid 6/10 imo - not terrible plot/character-wise and I also got a kick out of the shark+gore cgi bc it seemed just out of place enough to be funny to me. Had a slight aneurysm at the first shark feeding session because people are stupid but tbh I-

My mom said she didn't like my running commentary of the french film "Under Paris" but I also made her laugh when I started calling out bets for which triathlon swimmer would get gobbled up by big shark Ms. Lillith herself so who's the real winner here?

Heeheehee today I saw an autobot badge while on the highwayyyyyy heeheeheeeheeehehheheeheee

Thinking about TFP Knockout post-BD while Drown by BMTH plays in the shower is LETHAL

I started thinking abt a vacuum inspired (like a rotary pump or turbo blower not the household item) tf oc as a joke and now I don't think it's a joke anymore everyone say hi to Totalis the deepspace shuttle!!! I'm still thinking about her lore.... but she's old as balls like pre-golden age shit

Just saw a tf 4koma where Bumblebee says あれれ？HES💥SO💥CUTIE💥PATOOTIE💥WAAHHHHHH

Thank YOU for making them!!! I definitely will!!!! 💯

My hnk pins from @pemprika.bsky.social came in.... they're so gorgeous 😭😭😭 I'LL GUARD THEM WITH MY LIFE 🫡