hot pocket papi

i wanna be that G.U.Y.

Gooner Under You

GUY.

A bit feral this morning

Have you watched the new/ follow up season where they’re all older and Bobby is a chef? I thought the chicken was amazing

Not you being a little pot hole 🪴 🕳️ twins Fr

You’re better than me bc I would simply have started running with them and hoping they didn’t notice I wasn’t originally part of their run club 🥵🤭

My crush on you just got bigger bc of this reference 😆

🥹🥹🥹
She’s so soft and so versatile.

Part of my order is missing (waiting for pickup at the post).

Mirror photo of me—a 6’ 3” hairy, bearded, muscular Black man wearing only a green MCE jockstrap

New profile picture. 🙂‍↕️

Jockstrap from @mcecreations.bsky.social

honestly thought this was a post by @squallleonshart.bsky.social till I saw who op was

Mi prima Estefania Juana Angelina Giménez you will always be famous

Ask yourself, how much pee is currently in your balls? Where we know pee is stored.

Haha, okay

DOJ Releases Interview With Woman Who Claimed Both Trump and Epstein Sexually Assaulted Her as a Minor The Justice Department released several FBI documents on Thursday describing interviews with a woman who accused President Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her as a minor.

DOJ releases interviews with girl Trump allegedly raped after others found them and pointed out the government unlawfully withheld them.

DOJ's explanation for why they withheld the interviews? They were "duplicative."

www.mediaite.com/media/news/d...

Freewilly lives on

Never say you can’t do anything. Even Magikarp is helping with the build here.! #pokopia

Reporter: The price for oil just keeps rising. That's happening because that Strait of Hormuz between Oman and Iran remains shut. That is a huge concern for the rest of the world.

a woman sitting at a table talking to a man with the words money please written below her Alt: a woman with curly black hair is sitting at a desk talking to a person with grey hair, she’s reaching her hand out and saying “money please!!”

me impatiently waiting for payday like

Fired Noem targeted for criminal investigation tied to 'corruption in the administration' Kristi Noem's tumultuous tenure as Department of Homeland Security Secretary ended Thursday when Donald Trump unceremoniously and abruptly fired her—but her troubles are just beginning.Hours after Tru...

It just keeps getting worse for Krusti Gnome.

Senator Blumenthal is going to pursue a criminal investigation for perjury since she flat out lied in her congressional hearings.

Love it!

#SheShed

I need a reason to wear this again

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

finished my second-ever crochet project and of course it's some gay shit. thanks to beautiful @queerfiance.bsky.social for modelling

So according to Trump, Noem lied to Congress. Isn’t there a law against that? 🤷🏼

Psaki: "While Kristi Noem certainly deserved to lose her job, the man Trump has tapped to replace her hardly seems, in my view, up to a wartime appointment. In fact, he seems pretty confused about whether or not this is a war."

lil gay cruise moment!

We love cruising!

drat! if only there were some way to know why these specific democrats want to destroy iran. ah well, another mystery

Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism over her leadership Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin says he has no idea how quickly his nomination to replace Kristi Noem at the Department of Homeland Security will move.

We’re glad that Kristi Noem has been fired and she should face real accountability for DHS’ rampant violence.

But Noem’s firing doesn’t suddenly solve the crisis at DHS. Swapping personnel without changing course is not accountability — it’s a spin tactic. What we really need is structural change.

Trump Regime Dismantled: Noem Grilled By Her Own Party, Corruption Bombshell Explodes, America Turns On ICE, and Minnesota Prosecutor Says Charges Are Coming For Federal Agents Trump’s losing. We’re winning. This is more proof.

Trump Regime Dismantled: Noem Grilled By Her Own Party, Corruption Bombshell Explodes, America Turns On ICE, and Minnesota Prosecutor Says Charges Are Coming For Federal Agents

Kristi should take some comfort that she didn’t end up like her poor dog for being crazy and out of control.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks with reporters. (AP / Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

AOC: “That’s one reason he must be removed from office - if the Epstein files have such a hold on Trump & this admin that they are willing to plunge us & risk world war in order to save themselves politically - that is the definition of someone who cant make objective decisions for the American ppl”