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Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism over her leadership Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin says he has no idea how quickly his nomination to replace Kristi Noem at the Department of Homeland Security will move.

We’re glad that Kristi Noem has been fired and she should face real accountability for DHS’ rampant violence.

But Noem’s firing doesn’t suddenly solve the crisis at DHS. Swapping personnel without changing course is not accountability — it’s a spin tactic. What we really need is structural change.

Trump Regime Dismantled: Noem Grilled By Her Own Party, Corruption Bombshell Explodes, America Turns On ICE, and Minnesota Prosecutor Says Charges Are Coming For Federal Agents Trump’s losing. We’re winning. This is more proof.

Trump Regime Dismantled: Noem Grilled By Her Own Party, Corruption Bombshell Explodes, America Turns On ICE, and Minnesota Prosecutor Says Charges Are Coming For Federal Agents

Kristi should take some comfort that she didn’t end up like her poor dog for being crazy and out of control.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks with reporters. (AP / Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

AOC: “That’s one reason he must be removed from office - if the Epstein files have such a hold on Trump & this admin that they are willing to plunge us & risk world war in order to save themselves politically - that is the definition of someone who cant make objective decisions for the American ppl”

I guess we need to bring back some prop planes that fly slow so we can gun these things down.

Or A-10s would be nice. Too bad we wanted to get rid of all those.

Sending yours in the mail as I type this 💌📬

sneezing lowkey feels so good like yes get that tf out of my nose

Congress needs to end this illegal war.

I’m calling on all my colleagues to vote yes on the bipartisan War Powers Resolution today.

House Democrat moves to impeach AG Pam Bondi over handling of the Epstein files The long-shot effort shows where Democrats are turning their attention with Kristi Noem out.

House Democrat moves to impeach Pam Bondi

The House is voting on a War Powers Resolution to end Trump's illegal war in Iran.

The price of unchecked war powers is paid by innocent civilians and servicemembers sent into harm’s way.

Voting YES to put a check on Trump's reckless abuse of power.

Remember a few weeks ago when Bondi asked why are we talking about the Epstein Files when the Dow Jones hit 50k? Can we talk about them now?

Perhaps starting a war without international consensus/coalition against a competent military power than can close the Strait of Hormuz wasn’t a good idea

This would eat on 2009 tumblr

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

Donald Trump has fired Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary.

must suck to know your son might have still been alive if you and many others hadn’t voted the way you did 😬

T H A T S THE SAME PERSON?!?!!

yoooooooooooo

*cries in CA*

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

Noem is giving the most bizarre speech, talking about DHS as though she's starting the job, rather than getting fired. She was explaining how the department works at one point (like what it includes), and now she's talking about how she's going to talk to sheriffs about how they can "work with us."

ever since I was a little boy, I dreamt of entering a one-time 6-digit passcode hundreds of time per day

A food company was handing out these cute little edamame guys at the show today and my first thought was “THE CATS WOULD LOVE THAT,” so guess who’s hitching a ride home with me tomorrow?

A small group of Democratic lawmakers have just proposed legislation to bar members of Congress from profiting off prediction markets, citing elected officials' possession of "material nonpublic information."

gay people shouldn’t have to work, we should all get weekly checks just for being so cute

(slightest hint of fog) omg it's silent hill

congratulations to the couple that just got engaged inside one of the stalls at the gay bar restroom. didn’t get to see the whole proposal but one of them was on his knees 😭💙💍

Drag queen Alaska using eye lasers to fry the shit out of drag queen Bosco. (Both look INCREDIBLE.)

when a skeet breaches containment and the straights start quote posting it

Bottomfishing for hump day

Gay men should have a required rumspringa in which they have to try being a pup for at least two years

This administration and Trump are ruthless. They will steal your people they will threaten your family they will destroy you. So, when a republican wants to do the right thing, let’s help them.

AOC: We already have multiple American service members who are dead for an illegal action that the president has pursued with no plan out. They don’t know why they got into this war. They’re talking about a hundred different reasons, and they don’t know how they’re getting out.