Jimmy

SET PIECE AGAIN OLEEE OLEEEEE

Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything.

Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.

I'm not sure why a touch on the ball from Pope means he can take Gyokeres down. It's still a foul.

Remember August when United fans were the most optimistic in the league?

City got exactly the game they wanted

Riccardo Calafiori (2025)

Expected Goals today Liverpool 0.45 Arsenal 0.55.

Liverpool have scored four goals in a week from an xG of 1.14

That was a match full of ups and downs and the story lines will be plenty. Never too sad to see Newcastle get their heart broken, even if dropped points by Liverpool would have been better for Arsenal.

Nah I’m actually floating. Not only do I love Eze but snatching him away from Topspurs when it was a one-horse race is so funny.

You could put every drug into my body and they wouldn’t hit like this.

Happy new season everyone!
Come on Arsenal!

Very excited to publish a new essay with @unwinnable.com, one of my all-time fave publications!

Thoroughly dislike PSG as a club.

There's a lot to like about this team though.

The praise to the players and the manager and the recruitment is fully deserved. I’ve seen a strange urge to praise their financial prudence and value-finding too. We, uh, don’t have to do that. We just don’t.

Leah Williamson: "When I joined this football club, and they were winners, and they'd won everything, all I ever wanted to do was represent the badge in the same way"

Proper Arsenal. Through and through.

Mood:

Leah Williamson, bloody hell. Giant of a player.

This is Leah back in 2007 before the final.

I haven't felt that nervous for quite a long time. A very long time.

FT Arsenal 1 - 0 Barcelona

ARSENAL WOMEN WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!

#COYG #ARSBAR #UWCL

More like Manchester Poo-Nited.

David Coleman introduces the 2025 Europa League final between Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United

An embarrassing half that exposed our deficiencies in all phases of play. Arsenal sulked their way through that half.

bit annoying that (a) an FA Cup semi-final, (b) a side about to clinch the PL, and (c) an English club possibly on the verge of qualifying for the women's CL final are all on at the same time...

Come on, you Gunners! #IPSARS

Saka and Martinelli celebrate but poorly drawn.

Arsenal advance to the Champions League Semi-Final!

Compare every Arsenal player sprinting back in the dying minutes of the game to help out on defense and block a Vinicius Jr. shot with the Real Madrid star attackers walking back towards their own half, hands on hips, time and again.

We’re the best club in the world. What a result for the Arsenal.

Imagine the title race we could be watching if even a couple of the outrageous referee decisions that went against us hadn’t been made.

466 - Days since Arsenal have conceded more than 2 goals in a match.

SET PIECE FC BABY #ARSCHE

Okay we can stop letting them take shots now.