Amani

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

My five year plan from left to right top row first then bottome row: Collect my esoteric tomes and novels, practice my frolicking, contemplate the divine Quell my bloodlust, ready for war, immortalize my legacy

Morning stinks! Gonna go to the thrift store and get a chess set to do the jewelry craft!

Just dumped my boyfriend because he argued that Star Trek: Discovery was better than Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Exactly why I talked to my great granny well into the early stage dementia, the Alzheimer’s, and the sundown syndrome.

It’s why I listened to my granny and her sisters when they talked about how things were when they were my age.

thanks sleep token, now i can wine and headbang in the same song

DO NOT MISTAKE EARNESTNESS FOR A THING TO BE AFRAID OF. “Cringe” or s too often simply just the word used to mask the discomfort that comes with being vulnerable! It’s okay to feel vulnerable about being earnest about important issues in the world!

While all of the images from the hands off protests are incredible, I keep going back and looking at the crowds in small rural towns across America.
There are so many blue dots in those red seas, and witnessing them come together and organize is giving me a lot of hope.

way out of pocket

@samreich.bsky.social GREAT show tonight! do you have a list of the games played? I want to torture, I mean, try them with my troupe.

*smashing three dollars, two loose peanuts, one cool bug and a catapult down on the receptionist’s desk* ma’am, me and my pals are here to buy TikTok

we should ALL be denned down and cozy and sleepy rn, why on earth are there jobs when the air hurts 😭

The screenshot of the current temperature that reads 7°

is this allowed?? this feels illegal 🥲

one of my favorites from starkid! how was it?

The LA skyline through a sky that is orange and red, and looks burned from the wildfires burning within the city

One of those shots from real life that feels like a warning from the future.

not the fucking QUINN app having a 2024 wrapped playlist

i get why folks like to rate and rank game changer episodes, but for what it's worth, i don't like thinking about the series that way!! i like thinking about it a ~portfolio~ of evidence that will one day lead to my arrest

sooo… does this count as our first snow?

if everytime you use the bathroom at work you leave pubes on the toilet, i should get to hunt you for sport. but that’s just like, my opinion.

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

When you live in Philadelphia/The East Coast too long a great change takes place within you.

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

👀👉🏾👈🏾

You wanna know a fun Boston fact! The American revolution started with a 3% tariff on tea :)

I cannot stress to you how Zuckerberg’s decision to limit “political” content creators reach across Instagram and threads is what got Trump the victory. My algos during the election cycle and the days after are completely different. They fucked us on a level most still can’t comprehend.

She… *farts*… didn’t have… *squelching noise*… specific enough… *the sound of blood hitting porcelain*… policy positions…

You’re cornered by a synchronized pack of robot dogs with rifles strapped to their backs. They were able to pincer you perfectly as a unit and navigate the alley because there was a Pokémon Go gym here in 2018. The dogs do a DLC emote over your corpse.

We live in the stupidest fucking timeline.

Residents of South Jersey, I don’t mean to alarm you, but it does appear that some sort of liquid has begun to fall from the sky, accompanied by some sort of extremely high lumen LED flashing light. Updates to follow?

Pluto's moon, Charon, at highest resolution so far captured by NASA

i had an eyelash in my eye just now. there was a solid five minutes where i thought i was gonna die.