Jenni

i wish grocery stores had discounts for your birthday

Patrick: do you just wake up at 5 am with the express intent of watching The Departed every time?

The Departed is my most unhinged comfort movie and I will not be elaborating

i had a client walk into my office yesterday and she immediately went “oh i love your brains!!” and i knew it was therapeutically meant to be

Many are asking: “What can I do now?”

Here’s a revised and expanded list of actions you can take, in rough order of importance. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/more-on-what-you-can-do

shoutout to the woman that helped me cancel my auto policy and didn’t try to pressure me into staying- have the best day girly pop 🖤

America wouldn’t be America without immigrants!

They want to ban the teaching of the unpleasant facts of American history because people might conclude injustices in the past that contribute to inequalities in the present should be rectified, instead of their belief, which is that some groups of people are inherently superior to others

Trump announces up to 30K illegal immigrants will be sent to Guantanamo Bay WASHINGTON — President Trump said Wednesday that he plans to send up to 30,000 illegal immigrants to detention facilities at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, as part of his campaign to mass-deport migrants wh…

BREAKING: Today, Trump said he will sign an executive order instructing the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security to start preparing the 30,000-person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Trump signs Laken Riley Act, setting up next phase of immigration crackdown Donald Trump signed the Laken Riley Act on Wednesday as the president approves a series of initiatives meant to tackle his goal of curbing illegal immigration.

BREAKING: Trump has signed the Laken Riley Act.

The bill, which is the first one Trump signed in his second term, requires federal authorities to detain immigrants without legal status who are accused of crimes, including some misdemeanors, and possibly deport them even before they are convicted.

Right, that's everyone else's point, too.

Fuck Pete Hegseth.

Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation