Sopha

I drink a red bull and feel like a spinning orb of light

North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.

I, the most off-putting person you've ever met, have very strident opinions on how to appeal to the "normies."

Pretty fucked up imo

Making lucrative rage bait videos and changing the cultural landscape so people have to think up terms like “male loneliness epidemic” to explain people being mad online because of me all while I pass through the eye of a needle, camel style

Bartender clocked my ass sooooo mfin hard started talking to me about it aliens and shit oml

seeing britt play the trumpet reminded me of this meme
#severance #severancefanart

The last time I got take out from here there was an acrylic nail in my drink ☹️

Good news about hell

#severance #art

Oh that's my emotional hindrance dog. He does his best to keep me anxious and afraid, which is why he's turned my family against me and probably you too before long

One time my dealer told me to get it out of his car and that he’d leave it unlocked, me and my friend had a terrible time finding it and when we did, ended up spill a mysterious bag of gray dust all of the back seat. Very cool

Know the work rules meme. "Handsome" suited guy talking to a woman working reception, he says "Cheap, shitty practical effects" and the woman swoons saying "Awww, you're sweet.". The panel below a less conventionally handsome dude is saying "Cheap, shitty CGI effects." The receptionist is reacting and fear and calling someone, saying "Hello, human resources?!".

One of my long held beliefs

Political cartoon. Rep Al Green, D-Texas standing up and pointing his cane yelling "HE DOES NOT HAVE A MANDATE TO CUT MEDICAID!" In the lower corner are two people hiding behind round signs. One reads "Civility!" and the other says "Did he not get the sign memo?"

“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis

Me, to Ness the cat- You don't want under the blanket.

Ness- I might

Me- You don't. You get scared.

Ness- I won't. I want under.

M- *holds blanket up for 5 mins

N-

M-

N- I'm going upstairs.

Dead at this lmfao ur like “what brand has a hot goth mascot?”